Gouch Soup

Having So Much Sweat In The Taint Region You Make Slimy Soup

"I was playing baseball when I looked down to realize I was brewing some mad Gouch Soup"

by pucnpucnh March 22, 2017

gruchebag

A douchebag who resembles despicable me star, gru

Person 1: hey did you see that evil douche earlier?
Person 2: oh you mean the gruchebag?

by MIDGET TOUCHER July 4, 2018

Guchemagidge

Gu che ma gidge (Noun): An observable force of will power, almost indescribable like je ne sais quoi, confounding the wise with joy. Having nothing, yet possessing everything and bearing gifts.

This Guchemagidge served red kool-aid at the White House. We arrived at the Guchemagidge just in time hear the Fat Lady Sang. What do you have on Guchemagidge?

by WriteIMorpheus August 23, 2021

sweaty gouch

The sweaty area region between the golden jewels and the poo shoot

I have a sweaty gouch

by Bum 1234 January 14, 2017

gooched

wronged or screwed over, especially in relation to UVA on-grounds housing; getting a terrible room assignment in all possible aspects

(Upon seeing one's housing assignment): "DUDE, I totally got gooched! This sucks...I'm finding an apartment instead..."

"HAHAHA. You got assigned to Gooch/Dillard?! BAHAHAH, yeah, someone totally gooched you!"

by ay-sea-em December 20, 2008

gonched

When you and a couple of buddies smoke a good ounce of kush together and you can’t feel your legs

Dude I got real gonched last night , so gonched we walked six miles to my house

by Obj183 December 2, 2017

gouch

Being Exceptionally lazy for a whole day. 5pm buy snacks, switch on Games Console, Play, 5am Sleep

John: What are you going to do today?

Alex: Hit a Gouch

"look at that Lazy Git Over there, stuffing his face and playing World of Warcraft"
"yeah he's absolutely hitting one(a gouch)"

by EbeneezerGoode May 28, 2007