Departing gift

The act of someone farting immediately before leaving a room; leaving that special something to be remembered by.

John farted then left the room, he left a Departing gift

by naitsirhc August 23, 2009

Gift Bag

A nut sack

Dude! She just kicked me in my gift bag!

by Huggies December 18, 2022

gift fart

A gift fart is the product of gift farting wherein a farter exudes a foul odour into the proximity then leaves the area so as to be remembered by the people remaining in the room or to place blame on another.

Ah man, I just left a bunch of gift farts throughout the party as I was heading for the garden. I was like a human muck spreader.

by The Joff. November 12, 2013

Collateral Gifting

When you buy someone a gift because you're secretly getting it for yourself.

Dad: I just bought the kids a puppy for Christmas.
Mom: Both you and I know you're collateral gifting, honey.

by TheWizardOfMeh August 15, 2017

loochmas gifts

Gifts you get for loochmas. They normally get lost though.

where are my loochmas gifts? I can't find my loochmas gifts.

by DaRealLooch January 14, 2021

gift pocketing

The act of secretly putting something into someone's pocket, the opposite of pick pocketing.

I found an iphone in my pocket the other day, absolute no clue how it got there, someone must have been gift pocketing

by clown socks August 20, 2022

ass gift

Someone who has a gift for rippin ass, they can fart on will and they make stinks that you will want to die from.

My friend has a real ass gift he made it stink in my house last night

by Gasa blaster November 26, 2022