Garniso

spanish for a mexican prick

Stop being a garniso, or go back to wetback lnad.

by MoFucka148 October 19, 2008

Garnard

Someone who is of less intelligence, physical ability, and social ability than the regular male

Willem: Did you pass your test?

Micheal: No, I failed it

Willem: Wow, try harder next time you Garnard

by DogCatMouseWoofMeowSquak May 14, 2017

Garner

A Garner is a person who acts like a little bitch. As a kid, a Garner can be heard shouting "I'm telling!" at any injustice or breaking of a rule. As an adult, a Garner is still a liltle bitch. They often tattle tale and avoid confrontation with other adults.

A Garner tends to think of themselves as above others and expects the world to cater to them. This, of course, is because they are more intelligent than everyone. A Garner will be the first to tell you how wonderful they are.

"He's a real Garner, ran right to the boss to tattle but didn't talk to me. "
"She's a Garner, you have to do it her way because she thinks she knows everything."

by Uratroll September 23, 2020

Arse Garnish

When your arse crack looks like an unused flowerbed after taking a dump

My girlfriend didn't wipe her arse properly after a good crap. She had enough arse garnish to make Alan Titchmarshs' garden grow.

by ravenutter September 8, 2013

Greasy Garnet

Greasy Garnet is a Garnet with really Greasy hair

Greasy Garnet has Greasy Hair again

by SpagAnesess March 20, 2019

Kevin Garnett

Best player on the planet...His nickname is the Beast!

KG is a beast!

by T-Wolves number one fan May 3, 2004

The Garnett

To block a practice or warm up shot in basketball that occurs after a whistle or any other dead ball situation during a game.

Johnny tried to get his rhythm back from the arc and attempted a three after a foul away from the ball, but a player from the other team pulled "the Garnett" and stuffed the ball as it descended towards the rim.

by Creonptc March 20, 2011