funt

A funt is short for "fucking" and "cunt"

Oi you funt get the fuck away from my bush

Fuck khyle is being a funt

by harambeisdead March 6, 2017

Funch

Short cut for "fart punch (your) fart box.

Last tense "funched"

"Girl I'm going to funch you so good later"

by Xxzzxx July 7, 2017

Funch

To punch someone in the Jack and Danny

Mate, I couldn't get it up, so i funched her and fucked off.

by Eagle chops. May 13, 2018

Funtee

A fun auntie that could be related by blood or marriage

I love having fun with my funtee

by Nurse Nikki May 26, 2018

funt

A funt is the abbreviated form of the phrase "fat cunt". It is used in hostile situations and is a dense, multi-faceted , gender-neutral and highly effective insult. Men can be funts; women too. It shocks the recipient into pitiful self-recognition and can injure them psychically, making it a sort of delicious "tactical nuke" favored by the truly verbally brutal looking to land that knock-out blow.

Listen, ya FUNT. You've never had a pretty day in your life, you've shit several pups and now you want to start World War Three with the store manager because they stopped selling your favorite baked goods. Maybe you should just leave and walk home, getting those bulbous labia some badly needed exercise!! ...Oh shit, I thought you were a lady , Mister President !

by joedaprogramma December 26, 2018

Funch

Fun + lunch = Funch

Simple, innocent, clean, fun lunch. Just fun. At lunchtime. Nothing lewd. Calm down.

Lunch is always so much fun with you. Let’s call it funch.

by AlMoPal February 25, 2019

Funt

If you ever want to call someone a mean name but don't want to get in trouble in front of adult call them a Funt.
Witch is a acronym for "Fucking Cunt".

She is such a stupid "Funt".

by Babybear;) March 7, 2019