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Too big to fell.

Change the often used, abused phrase, "Too big to fail" around a bit to mean when an entity, company, person or corporation becomes so huge and so powerful, nothing can bring them down.
"Monsanto is too big to fell."
"As often maligned as his news empire is these days, Ruppert Murdoch is still too big to fell."
by RadioFlyer July 31, 2012
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Fellasian

Incredible head, received from a person of Asian decent. This is not to be confused with the normal blowjob, as this is of a far superior caliber.
"Yo dude, Pedro got awesome Fellasian last night from Ga Ming"-Jealous person.

"I think guys only date me for the Fellasian" -Michelle Quan

"My Fellasian is WAY better than Michelle Quan's" -Lucy Liu
by Rennat Marhes July 22, 2009
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My dick fell off

A really sincere way to say sorry or "my bad"
by MexicanMandingo October 15, 2016
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fellatio pasta

A tasty type of pasta preparation that originated in Chicago, IL.
Yo, I was slurpin' down mad fellatio pasta the otha' night. That shit was fellated to perfection!
by will zhang April 4, 2008
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Dave Farell

Bassist for the world-famous rock band, Linkin Park. He originally left Linkin Park to tour with his old band, The Snax, but then returned to Linkin Park for 'Hybrid Theory'. He also goes by the name of 'Phoenix'.
Look! It's Dave Farell! PHOENIX! SIGN MY BASS!
by Sibel June 11, 2006
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auto fellatio

Autofellatio is a sex act wherein a male performs oral sex on himself as a form of masturbation. This is impossible for most men, but can be achieved by one both sufficiently "well-endowed", and flexible enough to perform a severe frontbend. On the other hand, flexibility, and thus the likelihood of achieving this, may be increased by various activities including gymnastics or yoga.

The (presumed) equivalent act for a woman would be autocunnilingus, but would be more difficult to perform since the subject's head must move a greater distance. Unlike autofellatio, the existence of autocunnilingus is disputed.

Autofellatio has been featured in a few pornographic movies, although it is not one of the more popular subjects.

David Lorton, a translator, has speculated that one Egyptian poem contains an image that might best be interpreted as indicating a belief that the gods Shu and Tefnut were created by Atum (Ra) through an act of autofellatio. The far more common interpretation is that this creation was by masturbation.

In his semi-autobiographical novel The Hand-Reared Boy (1970), the writer Brian W. Aldiss describes group masturbation practices at a British boys' boarding school. One boy with an especially large penis is capable of fellating himself, a fact which the narrator, Horatio Stubbs, verifies.

The topic has also been used as the basis for comedy. Bill Hicks elaborated an oft-quoted riff on the subject of fellatio:
by zun.... May 15, 2005
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fellaishtress

I thought that chick was into me and it turns out she is a fellaishtress.
by Scott in Denver December 11, 2010
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