Freckle of cunts

Concentrated gathering of useless individuals

The C-suite at the State department? Parasitic freckle of cunts.

by Ski tha Timb Bro December 19, 2023

Smurf Freckles

When the blue porta potty water splashes up to your butt sheeks.

I took a big dump in the porta potty, and the splash gave me Smurf Freckles.

by 3Blackdogs September 17, 2022

freckle sweats

When you want to say something funny but can’t come up with it fast enough. Say this instead.

Person A: “You’ve got mad bed head.”
Person B: “… Yeah, well… Freckle sweats.”

by Jurbil July 02, 2024

crispy freckles

the act of placing two jump lead cables (attched to a car battery) to a girls nipples a zap them to the point they fall of

i gave that bitch some crispy freckles last night

by swiggityswagbruh March 26, 2016

Freckled Muffin

When you poop into a pair of panty hose or stocking, and then smack your naked partner with it.

I heard she gave him a Freckled Muffin last night!

by LoadSaveDelete September 09, 2021

freckle whore

Someone who has a big freckle and is also a huge snake-like hoe

"You're gay"
"At least I'm not a freckle whore"

by IrphanMcGee February 07, 2017

freckle puffed

Irritated, waisted time worrying

Jenny don't get so freckle puffed over it.

by Muffins McCain January 19, 2024