float a baby down the nile

Used when going to the toilet for a shit

I'm just going to float a baby down the nile

by Bill Odey December 23, 2006

Floater

A turd which refuses to flush.

Who left that floater in the toilet?

by Podge & Rodge November 1, 2006

Floatopia

University of California, Santa Barbara's version of Spring Break. A tradition that usually happens during the first or second weekend of April on the beaches behind Del Playa Drive and Manzanita Village. This is when thousands of UCSB students converge on the beach and party.

UCSB student: "YEAH! Floatopia, baby!"

by UCSBgirl April 4, 2009

floating a boat

A way of smoking meth or coke.

Place drug in tin foil.
Light tin foil from underneath.
Smoke it through a straw.

Some people refer to smoking meth from tin foil as free basing but I know it as floating a boat.

by nikkkkkk October 30, 2012

Float a spud

The act of defecation; or taking a shit

Guuurl hold my purse...I gotta hit the bathroom! I gotta float a spud!

Bruh pause the game...I gotta float a spud but need another beer first!!

by CABoots January 24, 2017

Floater

A piece of fecal matter that will not sink, usually the result of a meal with a high fat content.

I supersized my Big Mac meal and let out a two foot long floater the next morning.

by kaptainkindbud December 28, 2005

Whatever floats your root beer

"I don't get it, but hey--whatever works for you."

Used to denote ambivalence toward another's choice of action/food/hobby/sexual partner.

See Whatever humps your camel, whatever floats your boat.

From the delicious invention of the root beer float, a scoop of ice cream placed into a frosty mug of Sprecher's best.

Two kids sit down in the cafeteria.

Ryan: Sweet! My mom packed me a peanutbutter & tunafish sandwhich for lunch!
Josh: *enjoying his pizza Lunchable* Whatever floats your root beer, dude.

by Lady Chevalier July 10, 2005