flagelate

Vaginal flatulance accompanied by a significant clunge discharge

"if you think you can flagelate there you can sleep on that fucking side!"

by Ugg May 3, 2003

Flacenteli

To give a blow job to a Italian man who is limp as a wet noodle.

The nasty skank wrapped her lips around the Italian man's penis but her teeth were so nasty it turned out more to be a flacenteli than a blow job.

by Orvis666 February 24, 2009

fape

kind of like rape but with your fist

The pirate captain got fired because he couldn't fape and pillage effectively with a damned hook for a hand

by el tigre May 23, 2003

Fapeology

The act of a fake apology,

To give someone a fake apology to shut the fuck up.

Jim:"why did you apologize to your girlfriend when you did nothing wrong?"
Jack:"dont worry it was just a fapeology"

by teeteetata November 4, 2009

self flagellation

To beat ones meat or bean

He / she was self flagellation with gusto.

by xxxx69xxxx November 9, 2017

faped

The act of being raped in a facial orifice (typically, a nostril or ear).

Jane totally got faped last night.

by DwarZZ January 13, 2007

fapenis

(1)A mixture between 'fap' and 'penis'. Pronounced: fuh-PEE-niss.

(2)Oftentimes used to catch people off-guard with the word 'penis' at the end.

(1) It's what guys do every night ;D FAPENIS

(2) IT'S A FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFAPENIS.

by Jinxcat7496 February 4, 2010