Drunk FiBing

Well you have your drunk texts and drunk dialing so this is its internet cousin. Sending messages while drunk on facebook or responding to peoples status with off the wall comments...usually sexually related.

I have to send out some apology messages since I was Drunk FiBing again last night.

by Jeremichi July 3, 2010

Facing

The act of arranging and re-arranging items in a grocery store, usually on a shelf. Not actually making them neater per se, but turning the objects toward you so that they "face" you. Usually done by a grocery clerk of some kind.

"Hey John, you gonna face* aisle 11?"
"Yeah, when I get the time. I gotta check this lady out first."
*form of the word facing

by It'sme33 July 22, 2016

fixing to start

A Southern way to say that someone is suffering from PMS, or about to start her period.

Donna Sue has been so cranky, since she's fixing to start and everything.

by theVanimal January 23, 2008

Facing the Pillow

v. Much like facing the music, this term implies owning up to something you've done, or to the anger of many a relative, such as a wife, sibling, or even lover. Unfortunately, this particular term refers mostly to the outcome of fessing up, and means becoming smothered by the other person in this little play due to their outrage at your mistakes.

Johnny: Help! 911 operator! I just told me wife I cheated and now I'm hiding in my room because I'm facing the pillow!!
911 operator: Well, let us know where you live, and someone will be there to help right away.
Johnny: I live at<MMMMMPPHHH! MMMMMMMMM!! UUMMMMMMMMHHHMMUU UMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!
911 operator: Sir. Where did you say you lived?
Johnny:...........................
Johnny's wife: Sorry ma'am. My husband mis-dialed.
911 operator: Well then! Have a wonderful evening ma'am!

by Grammar_Freak_17 April 13, 2008

Facing out

A catatonic state achieved when browsing facebook. Noun: spaced out

husband: Honey what would you like for dinner?
wife: (silent while staring at computer)
husband: Helloooo, is there anybody there? I'll clean the bathroom if you say yes.
wife: (still nothing)
note: wife is Facing Out

by MrPoodle June 20, 2009

ficking

any sexual activities with the opposite sex (or same sex if you are gay).

wow did you see those people ficking in the park? they were totally making out

by tom welling December 27, 2003

Rusty Firing Squad

There are a few ways to go about this, but the most efficient is to get directly behind your mate while executing the Rusty Chainsaw. Insert Anal Beads into your partner's stink hole. Place a blindfold over your eyes. Grab the end of the bead strand and pull outward fast in one quick motion. When last bead pops out, so too will a giant shit slug or greasy wet buckshot, which, based on good positioning, should hit you squarely in the chest. A real man takes it to the head.

Man, Rhonda got me good with a Rusty Firing Squad. I'm still picking peanuts out of my bellybutton.

by Luke McCullough December 9, 2008