fō'keɪʃ(ə)n (fo-kay-shun)
A fake vocation.
aka - A false job; generally given in the context of snobbery or ego inflation.
A fake vocation.
aka - A false job; generally given in the context of snobbery or ego inflation.
"Jimmy knew he couldn't tell the blonde at the bar he was a bagger at Aldi's, so he gave 'Patent Attorney' as his faux-cation."
by justinrmayfield August 15, 2008
Bands/artists who are labeled as rock music, hit the rock charts and are labeled on Wikipedia as rock, but who barely, if not at all, sound like rock. Examples are Imagine Dragons and Twenty-One Pilots.
by THE CRINGIEST MAN EVER February 09, 2020
An alcoholic beverage that is designed to replicate the original formula (caffeinated) Four Loko. Most recipes produce a drink that is 12% alcohol. Common ingredients include vodka, light beer, energy drinks, and fruit-flavored powdered drink mixes. Commonly served in empty 24 oz drink cans to recreate the original Loko.
by Four Loko Frat Guy October 27, 2022
A picture that is taken in such a way as to make it appear that the subject(s) have taken a selfie -- but they have not
by BanditBall July 18, 2015
Proper Noun: The impostor pretending to be John Locke in ABC's LOST's 5th and 6th season.
Noun: An impostor of any kind.
Noun: An impostor of any kind.
"Dude, did you see how Faux-Locke just owned Richard Alpert!?"
or
"Dude, that guy on stage is pretty much your Faux-Locke!"
or
"Dude, that guy on stage is pretty much your Faux-Locke!"
by Cyclonesteve February 03, 2010
A fake photographer.
An amateur photographer who misrepresents themselves as a professional photographer or photojournalist simply because they bought a DSLR camera and have a Nikon strap.
An amateur photographer who misrepresents themselves as a professional photographer or photojournalist simply because they bought a DSLR camera and have a Nikon strap.
I didn't know your Mom was a professional photographer. She's not, she's a faux-tographer with a flickr account and a fake media pass.
by Buzzkill Wilkonson February 03, 2012
The act of putting one half of a double ended dildo in one's pant leg while penetrating a woman's vagina with the other end.
At Mike's bachelor party things really got crazy when the stripper pulled out the double ended dong and forced mike to start faux fucking her in front of everyone.
by bachelor_party_expert January 30, 2009