Billboard Status 

Something that deserves to be on a billboard for everyone to see

Guy 1: Dude did you see that sick "Tantrum to Blind" I landed on the wakeboard?!
Guy 2: Yea dude, that was so sick , definitely Billboard Status.

Billboard Status by AlmightyMoe August 22, 2011

Billboard Syndrome 

The inability to read more than six words at a given moment. With the onslaught of mass advertising especially on billboards, humans have become accustomed to reading words at speeds of 25mph to 65mph (legally). Advertisers must keep the number of words down to around six as to make the ads stand out with large fonts.

Billboard Syndrome presents itself when some one is given a document to read with more than twenty words, and they only read several (average of six) of those words. It is primarily used by Technical Support and System Admins, when giving written instructions (such as to access an e-mail address account or other company or organization system), and still call the Help Desk or Sys Admin for help.

Billboard Syndrome by Dangerous Dann May 27, 2010

Billboard Shirt 

n.

A shirt that essentially makes the wearer a human billboard.

These types of shirts have a store's name and/or logo somewhere placed on it, usually across the front chest area.

-Usually nothing special or original about these kinds of shirts.
-Typically overpriced.
-A sign of social status

*Frequently found in elementary schools where if you do not own one, the likelihood of being in the in-crowd significantly decreases.
--Also found frequently in High School, but not so looked upon for social status.

Instead of the store/company paying for advertising, the naive consumer purchases the shirt to advertise for them for the sake of showing off that they are wearing a particular brand.

Spongebob: Mr. Krabs! I want on of those new Krusty Krab shirts!
Mr. Krabs: That will be $30, my dear boy!
Spongebob: *gives Mr. Krab the money* Yay! I can't wait to show off my shirt to all of Bikini Bottom!
Squidward: *mumbles "naive sponge... giving Mr. Krabs free advertising by buying a billboard shirt"*

Billboard Shirt by AgainstBillboardShirts August 4, 2012

Billboard Sniping 

billboard sniping is used when referring to when an artist makes music simply just to make it hit on the magazine Billboards popular Hot 100 and other charts

Kendrick Fan: Bro kendrick is so fucking good bro! he keeps hitting new records
normal person: bro he is literally billboard sniping with that gnx album, that shit is DOGSHIT

Billboard Sniping by xirtelekS March 14, 2025

Walking Billboard

People who wear lots of name brand logos.

Person A: Greg wears alot of logos to school.
Person B: Ya, he's a walking billboard.

Walking Billboard by tlhoneysuckle January 21, 2010

billboard hot 100 

where bts will never get another entry:

bts tanked🤣😂🤣😂🤣😅🤣😭😭😭💀💀💀 life goes on only spent 3 weeks on the billboard Hot 100🤣😭🤣😅🙄🤣😍🤤🛼🌟😈🤮😂🤣😞😌😢🌟HDBDBDHEJ+$+$+$72;$

billboard hot 100 by olivia bensonola March 9, 2022

BillboardBook

The future of FaceBook as your news feed becomes more and more ads from companies and people selling things.

My Facebook feed is turning into BillboardBook. I miss the old days when people's status was filled with subversive rants; now it's just ads.

BillboardBook by Vapor S. Thompson August 30, 2012