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aldi sexual 

You go to Aldi not because it is cheap but because it is close to your house
Guy 1: hey I have a fiver let's get some coke and crisps

Guy 2: na let's go to Aldi it's closer and has black fizzy drink and potato thins
Guy 1: you fucking Aldi sexual
aldi sexual by Big man pigeon November 27, 2021

used to shop at aldi 

used to shop at aldi by Aldishit January 13, 2025
A very respectable man. You should always respect him.
- Do you respect Aldis?
- Of course I do.
Aldis by chains on aldis April 17, 2020
This guy Aldis is someone who knows the best jokes and has the best pickup lines, ever. All these jokes come from a great heart whit a cute smile. Has a big cock in the garden. Plays piano like no one else!

Pronounce /All-this/-/ALDIS
You: Do you know Aldis?
Me: All-this what?
You: All this dick.
Aldis by BIGrouster November 22, 2021
If you know an Aldis then you know a person like no other, an Aldis is a hustler, does what he needs to do to make that money, he often times finds himself at the wrong place at the wrong time, he's a smart person, just makes a lot of dumb decisions, his main goal in life is to make it to the top
"Hey who's that dude selling earphone's to George?"

"Oh that's Aldis, dude's always hustling"
Aldis by LIFELESSONS101 August 9, 2012
A Aldís is a horny girl who gets turned on by goats and whales and looking at the mirror. She likes non bionary people and gay guys who are over 100 years old
This girl is horny she is a Aldís
Aldís by Mamma1972 May 31, 2020