homo event

Basically any event planned or extemporaneous,, that the homos host to further the gay agenda.

Wow I went downtown with the kid to get some ice cream and ran smack dab into a homo event.

We got the rainbow sorbet and bolted out of town like we were being chased by the undead .

by Marshall tucker October 18, 2021

Boy, If I Ever!

The first thing a friends father tells two young boys who drew dicks on their friends car.

Boy 1: "I'm sorry sir. We should have never drew dicks on Steve's car. We'll never do it again."

Boy 2: "Really sir, never again."

Father: "Boy, If I Ever! EVER, catch you drawing dicks on my car, I'll shoot you boys on spot, with a shotgun.

by poopscooploop September 17, 2009

Evercamp

Nickname for Everquest, a popular Massively Multiplayer Roleplaying game designed by Sony. It is called this because the most effective strategy in the game is to wait in a single location, repeatedly killing the enemies that appear near you.

In Evercamp today, I managed to obtain a sword of fireblasting by camping the Firegiant hideout for 8 hours.

by Toac December 14, 2003

worst pain ever

Trigeminal Neuralgia, a condition in which it feels very much as though one's face is simultaneous being jabbed with many needles and being crushed to a pulp while being ripped off along one (or if one's exceedingly unfortunate, both) sides while one's eyeballs are being pumped to the point of searing, throbbing explosion from behind and one's teeth on that side all seem to have advanced to a state of crumbly, black pulp-mangling decay.

Joanne (curled up in a fetal ball and clutching the right side of her face with twitching fingers): I can't stand it... it's the worst pain ever!

Ben: Worse than your last little girl?

Joanne: ... that pain didn't even register, compared to this.

by Haystack June 25, 2009

Bad Lettuce Event

An unfortunate happening or an unexpected disappointment that takes away from that which would have formed the base of your desired expectations. Derived from expecting to create a salad at a salad bar and finding that the lettuce is brown or wilted.

"Bill won a free vacation to Europe, but is ill and can't go"

"Man, that's some bad lettuce event"

by Blushift December 23, 2008

The J-Soc Event

When an event/outing is planned and seems a very good idea, until it goes wrong in the first 10 minutes.

Oh yeah... The J-Soc Event...

by UWSU J-Soc October 26, 2010

never ever have i ever

a "gettin" drunk game that u play. Everyone sits in a circle with their drink and u go around the circle and each person has to say something that they have never done, but whne u say it u say.."never ever have i ever...(and then the thing that you've never done.) and anyone in the circle who has done the thing u said.. MUST take a drink!

"never ever have i ever done pot laced with angel dust"

(anyone who has done pot laced with angel dust, must take a drink)

by Ashley June 18, 2006