Skip to main content

Everlasting Jobstopper

1.)Someone or something doing everything in his power to prevent someone from making a living.
2.)J.B. Pritzker
I'd love to open up my business and support my family but J.B. Pritzker is an everlasting jobstopper.
by PissedOffIllinoisan May 21, 2020
mugGet the Everlasting Jobstopper mug.

Everlasting Gobbstopper

an extremely satisfying sexual action.

1) place your penis in a girls mouth
2) right before you climax shove it in as far as it goes.
3) as you are doing this, pinch her nose so that she has to draw breath in through her mouth and from around your penis.
4) listen to the sound as she chokes and gurgles.
5)thrust into the back of her throat until she throws uo all over your groin.
6) now listen as she struggles for breath with your penis still in her mouth, tasting her own puke.

congratulations you have completed a successful everlasting gobbstopper.
golly gee!! i did an everlasting gobbstopper on my girlfriend last night and her mom yelled at me cause she had to clean up!!!
by Broffir March 31, 2008
mugGet the Everlasting Gobbstopper mug.
Related Words

everlasting jobstopper

a person who either quits jobs or gets fired constantly; someone who cannot hold a job for whatever reason
Person 1: Where is Bob working?
Person 2: He quit his job at the mall a while ago, and then I heard he was fired from Kroger.
Person 1: What an everlasting jobstopper!
Person 2: Seriously, I don't think he has held a job for more than a month.
by jpatt April 9, 2007
mugGet the everlasting jobstopper mug.

reverse emeril

The act of deficating in one's own hand while masturbating and throwing the feces in your own face.
"I keep a towel next to my bed so that I can clean my face and hands after I reverse emeril."
by Teddy November 3, 2003
mugGet the reverse emeril mug.

emeril

Portugeses Chef who owns 9 restaurants and owns a office in New Orleans in the Wherehouse District
I was supposed to meet up with Chef Emeril at my friends house in New Orleans but I didnt get there on time and he/she was asleep at the time and it was past midnight
by leona April 24, 2005
mugGet the emeril mug.

the Emeril

When you are doing a girl from behind, and you are about to ejaculate, you say "It's time to take it up a notch," stab her in the back with a peper shaker and yell, "BAM!"
Dude 1: "Watching food network makes me hungry"
Dude 2: "Watching food network makes me horny! I need to give some girl the Emeril!"
by Theodis Bergstein June 22, 2006
mugGet the the Emeril mug.

Eversley

Eversley is the word that means the area of amazing people. Getting drunk, smoking weed, having fun, but not everything getting out of hand.
"whoa, sometime we are going Eversley"

"Boy, Eversley makes me wanna cum!"

"now, this place is like Eversley!"
by grandmabill March 20, 2012
mugGet the Eversley mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email