everil 

if you ever meet an everil, catch them

someone: OMG AN EVERIL
everil: HOLY FUCK

everil by monomonooo October 7, 2021

Emeril Lagasse 

When you kick sex up a notch by strapping a dog’s shock collar to your junk and yelling “bam!” every time you hit the zapper.

I burned my scrotum with a faulty shock collar why trying to perform an Emeril Lagasse.

Emeril Lagasse by Fisty McStoolfingers March 25, 2019

everlark 

Everlark is the ship between katniss and peeta from the hunger games series also known as peniss or toast

Everlark also known as peniss or toast

everlark by Daisy2399 December 30, 2013

everlasting jobstopper

a neck tattoo, face tattoo, or other quasi-permanent job prophylactic.

This everlasting jobstopper seems like a bad idea in hind-sight.

everlasting jobstopper by unemployablekuro June 25, 2008

Everleigh 

A beautiful bon stop worker with a huge imagination and makes sure everyone is smiling before she is. She has a lot of friends which means she is very popular and will always bring smiles to your faces

Wow everleigh has everything

She is an everleigh after all!

Everleigh by Spongebob and me June 19, 2016

Everlong 

an amazing song that is always played at weddings, I've heard like 800 times and I'm still not sick of it.

Me: Lemme go listen to Everlong
Kid: this is like the billionth time uv heard it man

Everlong by mike p April 15, 2004

everclear goggles 

A form of distorted judgement far greater than beer goggles.
If beer goggles cause you to have sex with a less-than-attractive person, EVERCLEAR goggles would cause you to have sex with a dead animal.

Bob humped that frozen turkey for like three hours. He's wearing the everclear goggles again!

everclear goggles by 20th century dude November 26, 2007