evan

Slang term for a closeted homosexual. Usually a very musical person. Has reddish brown wavy hair. Usually from a European background. Excels in foreign language and math. Siblings frown upon them.

"Hey. Do you know that guy Derek? I think he's an evan."

"Hey, Vanessa, I think your boyfriend is an evan."

"You guys know that dude with the Gibson SG? He's such an evan. He even has the hair."

evan by Lashizzle Washington January 11, 2008

evan

one who sucks at life. a sorry excuse of a man.

Stay away from him. He is such an evan.

evan by dfjhgoerhgf August 16, 2009

Evan

An ancient,Chinese descendent meaning bastard.

"Hey Evan,how are you today?"asked Do.

Evan by Evannescent January 11, 2009

Evan

A fucking man whore who always has and always will be.

"That guy over there just harassed me"
"Oh yeah that's Evan, you're not the only one"

Evan by I'mdonewithyourshit December 19, 2016

Evan

Evan wants a thick black man backing him down in bed. Evan's are only asian being native to the town known as China-town. Evan has 4 senses being that he is asian. Since no asians can see well, that is one of an Evan's weaknesses.

He has tiny eyes, glasses, and cannot see far. He must be an Evan.

Evan by thickblackballs November 26, 2021

evan

to lie about something ridiculous.

person: im not evan-ing, im being totally serious right now.

evan by ballin72 March 22, 2008

evan

a person who performs homosexual acts in exchange for narcotics

evan deep throat = E pill
evan dick docking = 8 ball
evan prison blow job = key bump
evan brown bomber = special k

evan by some guy from connecticut April 13, 2008