Evalugaytion

Pronounced: ee-val-ue-gay-shun

Any of several scientific methods for determining homosexuality in others by quantitatively analyzing a specimen's behavior.

You are a total fag according to your last evalugaytion

by The Drewish September 5, 2006

Wood Evolution

The 3 stages of a boner
Stage UNO: Domed= flacid
Stage DOS: Intermediate= almost there
Stage TRES: Saddleback= hard as a rock

Damn man, my grandma is helping get to Stage TRES in the Wood Evolution

by willikowirl January 25, 2011

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by Randompersonfromtheinternet... April 22, 2022

evolution toe

An elongated second toe used to climb trees, and hang by ones feet from balconies.

In women, useful in getting a better grip on their mates back. In males, useful for quickly climbing down from second floor windows when husbands roll in the front door.

More likely in chronic masturbators. An unnecessary accessory in the short and squat.

Also called "ape toe" or "frog toe."

Q. Why does she wear flip-flops all the time?

A. Her evolution toes are so long that she can't find shoes to fit.

by Glistening Mucosa November 8, 2009

Dragonball Evolution

Dragonball Evolution the MUD is a text game based on the Dragonball theme. It's an unique game with offensive themes that most games won't use or even think about. This MUD was around before the Dragonball Evolution movie came out. So don't get this confused with the silly movie.

Dragonball Evolution was around before the movie.

by DarkOzma October 3, 2009

Premature Evacuation

Running for the door of your classroom as the clock ticks 1 minute too early for lunch.

We almost prematurely evactuated trig today. (Premature Evacuation)

by Dierks36 September 8, 2009

theistic evolution

One's way of denying only enough reality to accept evolution but maintain religious beliefs.

When they discovered that evolution was undeniable, religious people got scared, but said to themselves; "Maybe creation is just a metaphor. I know, I'll invent theistic evolution so I'll be able to accept evolution and still believe in my magic sky fairy!"

by I_RAPE_PIZZAS July 4, 2016