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Percussive education

The fine art of bludgeoning a student in order to encourage them to learn faster.

Similair in concept to Percussive Maintenance, but appplied to a person rather than an inanimate object.
The users have asked the same damn question for the hundredth time, perhaps a little 'Percussive education' will help them remember the answer
by Ivan Scattergood January 18, 2008
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an announcement to say that things are about to gat very bad
class d: *runs here and there*
PA: mobile task force unit epsilon 11 designated nine tailed fox has entered the facility, all foundation personnel are to carry out standard evacuation protocols.
class d: crap noooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!
by Adam Goh June 7, 2021
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comprehensive education

British socialist experiment (further enhanced by successive generations of hapless politicians) that forced fee paying schools out of business, raised the school leaving age and tried to give all children between 4 and 16 a basic education in several subjects. 'Basic' is about as good as it gets for most victims forced as they are into mind-numbing boredom, despair and violence. Most schools are like open, juvenile prisons. Still, American state schools make every one of 'em look like Oxford!
teenage pregnancy? routine bullying? can't read and write without the aid of 15 years further education? teacher's all suicidal? no future? no motivation? no prospects? It has to be comprehensive education!
by Hedley Clubnobber August 27, 2006
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Royal Evacuation

The finish of a Blumpkin- When you are taking a poo and getting a blow job at the same time. A Royal Evacuation is the point of orgasm when you lose your load from both sides.
My girl came into the bathroom while I was taking a poo. She got frisky and started giving me mad head. When I came, I called it a royal evacuation.
by c8e July 19, 2007
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special education

(a) General.

(1) As used in this part, the term special education means specially designed instruction, at no cost to the parents, to meet the unique needs of a child with a disability, including-

(i) Instruction conducted in the classroom, in the home, in hospitals and institutions, and in other settings; and

(ii) Instruction in physical education.

(2) The term includes each of the following, if it meets the requirements of paragraph (a)(1) of this section:

(i) Speech-language pathology services, or any other related service, if the service is considered special education rather than a related service under State standards;

(ii) Travel training; and

(iii) Vocational education.

(b) Individual terms defined. The terms in this definition are defined as follows:

(1) At no cost means that all specially-designed instruction is provided without charge, but does not preclude incidental fees that are normally charged to nondisabled students or their parents as a part of the regular education program.

(2) Physical education-

(i) Means the development of-

(A) Physical and motor fitness;

(B) Fundamental motor skills and patterns; and

(C) Skills in aquatics, dance, and individual and group games and sports (including intramural and lifetime sports); and

(ii) Includes special physical education, adapted physical education, movement education, and motor development.

(3) Specially-designed instruction means adapting, as appropriate to the needs of an eligible child under this part, the content, methodology, or delivery of instruction-

(i) To address the unique needs of the child that result from the child's disability; and

(ii) To ensure access of the child to the general curriculum, so that he or she can meet the educational standards within the jurisdiction of the public agency that apply to all children.

(4) Travel training means providing instruction, as appropriate, to children with significant cognitive disabilities, and any other children with disabilities who require this instruction, to enable them to-

(i) Develop an awareness of the environment in which they live; and

(ii) Learn the skills necessary to move effectively and safely from place to place within that environment (e.g., in school, in the home, at work, and in the community).

(5) Vocational education means organized educational programs that are directly related to the preparation of individuals for paid or unpaid employment, or for additional preparation for a career requiring other than a baccalaureate or advanced degree.

(Authority: 20 U.S.C. 1401(25))



See also 34 CFR Section 300.26.
My daughter receives special education in school.
by Unrepentantfenianbastard April 1, 2004
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Premature Evacuation

When during butt sex, the person that is receiving accidentally poops before the sex is over.
I was doing Becky in the butt, when she had a little case of premature evacuation.
by pauly dee July 25, 2010
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American Education System

A human rights violation. The baby boomer teachers working there are complete narcissists, who think you owe them every bit of respect for nothing more than them being older than you. They talk down on you and treat you worse than dogshit. You're loaded with fucking stacks and stacks of work just so the boomer teacher narcissists can punch in your grade and get their paycheck.

They don't care about your future. They act like they want you to get into college. Schools put you through mental, social, and emotional torture. Hell, even they physically torture you when they make you hold your piss in order to not be "rude by disrupting the class".

I will NEVER in my life send my kids here. I'm going to homeschool them so they actually fucking learn something and don't get put through hard labor. I'm going to send smart, intelligent, and happy kids out into the real world, unlike these douche bags in the public schools. They put traumatized and depressed young adults into the world. And then we wonder why young adults are so mentally unwell. They encourage left wing ideals, homosexuality, and everything else God disapproves of.

I have respect for the good teachers, you know exactly who you are. I've had a few good teachers, and them simply respecting me and not being a narcissist can do SO much to change my attitude for their class. All they have to do is not be a narcissist, and they've already got loads of my respect.

But sadly, those teachers are a minority at this point.
The American Education System is to blame for all the issues with young adults in the US.
by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx June 9, 2020
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