Dyslexic

Dyslexic is a race. This race is studied and know as he in between of indian and African American. This race is very rare as less than 1% of the population have it making it the rarest race know to man.

Hey man what race are you?

Oh I’m dyslexic!!

by Rrrrraind May 30, 2018

dyslexic

Something that makes you see things backwards.

Hi, I'm dyslexic.

by Apul January 29, 2003

Derple Dyslexia

Comes in one of two forms:

1) Syndrome: A one time screw-up that is so foreseeable, that you have no idea how you made the mistake.

2) Disease: A lifetime of ridiculously terrible screw-ups that have complete an utter alternatives, yet someone makes that mistake and can't see where they went wrong. Cases can range from bad to severe based on the symptoms.

1) "Dude, I can't believe I walked into that lamp post. I must have Derple Dyslexia Syndrome.

2) "Man, that driver has ran 3 red lights in a row and just pulled out in front of an 18-wheeler. He must have Derple Dyslexia Disease.

by InvisaThreat August 16, 2012

Dylexia

that one ghetto black name that no one hears

(Like Dyslexic but Dylexia)

"Why name her Watermelondra when you can name her Dylexia"

What you would name your dyslexic black child

by dylexia April 26, 2020

Dylexia

Dylexia is an odd name no one uses... she is beautiful and funny and smart

"Where is Dylexia?"...ion know

by Ooommm September 24, 2020

dyslexicly

Reading, saying, typing, or thinking something in a way that a Dyslexic might do. For example: Reading "Taylor Swift" as "Saylor Twift" or getting left and right or east and west mixed up.

"The address is 1631 East Bridle Street. Sorry, I meant 1361 East Bridle Street. I read that dyslexicly." dyslexic dyslexia lysdexic dylsexia

by ScarlettaFermatta December 28, 2014

dyslexic fingers

When ones brain can easily spell the desired word but whilst typing ones fingers FUCK IT UP!!

Oh ym god I vahe so tog dyslexic fingers rihtg now!!

by Schlongfacelots May 3, 2016