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Dumpster Detention

Dumpster Detention was invented by a group of crime fighting Australian pioneers from the Sutherland Shire, who believed that any form of crime/misbehaviour/offensiveness should be punishable.

Dumpster Detention refers to the process of picking up an individual who has committed a minor crime/offense and placing them into a bin/dumpster. The individual is kept in said bin/dumpster for an amount of time appropriate to their crime/offence.
Guy 1: I disagree with your opinion. I believe that Edward from Twilight COULD kick Batman's backside.

Guy 2: That statement is offensive to myself, Batman and every being on this planet. I, therefore, decree that you shall be placed into Dumpster Detention till you see the error of your ways.

Guy 1: What is Dumps...Ack!

Guy 2: *picks up the offensive person and places them in the nearest trash receptacle*
by Australian Captain America. February 9, 2012
mugGet the Dumpster Detentionmug.

dumpster gravy

The foul smelling fluid that forms at the bottom of large quantities of garbage. It is formed from liquids that have been thrown out mixing in garbage cans or dumpsters.
Friend 1: Would you drink a cup of dumpster gravy for a million dollars.

Friend 2: I wouldn't drink it for ten million dollars.
by BottledPizza May 24, 2016
mugGet the dumpster gravymug.

Dumpster Cult

The sum total of those individuals so indoctrinated into the blind following of ANY narcissistic sociopath (including Trump) that the reality of actual fact-of-crime evidence cannot penetrate a shield of carefully constructed, pure and utter bullshittery.
So. Who’s gonna pay for the wall? Who’s got the sharpie ready to ‘correct’ the hurricane path? Who endorsed Ivermectin and other harmful agents to treat COVID without ANY supporting scientific evidence? Who systematically mis-represented his real estate holdings to gain illegal financial leverage? Who orchestrated the most pervasive attempt to undermine Democracy in American History? Who has been indicted on, like, 91 charges of dumpster cult criminal activity in both state and federal courts? Who called the dogs on his own Vice President nearly costing him his life? Who is running for president ONLY because election to that office might allow him to pardon HIMSELF for crimes against the United States of America?
by YAWA September 6, 2023
mugGet the Dumpster Cultmug.

Shit On a Dumpster

Dave: hey bro, wanna go shit on a dumpster?
Francis: nah man I have a lot of homework to do.
by bigboyballer86 September 14, 2017
mugGet the Shit On a Dumpstermug.

dumpster dip

Originally created by Drillpoint's BITTER1, this term has come to mean to include the act of passing by a large garbage pile by pure chance and finding something really cool that is still in decent shape, taking it home, cleaning it up & basically acquiring free goods.
Mark: "Wow! I scored this AWESOME dumpster dip today!"

Jamie: "Is that some kind of ice cream?"

Mark: "Clueless..."
by the_planarian May 14, 2005
mugGet the dumpster dipmug.

dumpster eagle

A raven.

Given this name because they eat garbage (like eagles) but are typically seen in more urban areas, especially leafing through dumpsters in winter. Used in Alaska.

Can also be used to describe an actual eagle, with much less comedic value
Those ravens kept me up all night, screeching and tipping over garbage bins! Fucking dumpster eagles.
by somethingnew December 6, 2007
mugGet the dumpster eaglemug.

Prank Dumpster

Prank Dumpster is a term used to give emphasis on a person, place or thing that is prone to and often victim to pranking. This term is best used when said person, place or thing has been numerously pranked and is going to get more of them. Prank Dumpsters can vary, from Malls filled with edgy tweens knocking down product stands, to restaurants getting odd food orders; all the way to News channels getting pranked live. The magnitude is large.
Dude 1: Hey, did you see that live prank call that the news channel C-SPAN got?

Dude 2: YES! Haha that was so fucking hilarious. The look on the news reporter's face!
Dude 1: C-SPAN is such a Prank Dumpster.
by agoodstart May 20, 2014
mugGet the Prank Dumpstermug.

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