Ducks

What water slides off of

DuCkS!! They're what water slides off of!

by Wingedhubbys July 9, 2019

duck

A bird that quacks. You probably already know what this means. Try not to use this while texting because it is similar to both *uck and d*ck, and UI and FD are right next to each other. Use with caution...

Did you see that new emoji of a d*ck? Oops I meant duck!!! heheheheh...

by Courtney Aranyos May 21, 2016

Ducking

When a male (usually the owner of a jeep) sticks his testicles in the ass of another male without the penis. If he does so successfully, he is awarded with a rubber duck.

“You see all these ducks in my jeep? That’s from ducking. Now watch me drive my jeep over a cliff side.

by Zapruder_313 July 16, 2022

Duck

what you get when your phone autocorrects "fuck"

Get the duck out! *fuck

by lateisbait February 22, 2017

Duck

A duck is a duck not much more to explain.

Person1: OH MY FUCKING GOD ITS A DUCK
*pets aggressively*

by IMINMISERYLETMEBE September 4, 2022

duck

the source of all evil in the universe. perverse little beings who would just as soon defacate on you from above as look at you.

Those goddamn ducks just besmirched my shlempen shelepper!

by squirrelmaster5.0 June 8, 2003

Ducking

The act of engaging in sexual activity with another person in a stupid manner, e.g. within a patch of poison ivy. Short for dumb-fucking.

Oh yeah man, I was totally ducking this chick last night. The dermatologist was suspicious as hell though when I had an appointment for the poison ivy rash.

by DaveoftheSalad June 16, 2010