Duck

Chicken but better.

"Bro, look at that cute duck at the pond!"

by Cracktard July 26, 2021

duck

quak

duck: quak
john: dang dude thats a nice duck

by qwigger December 23, 2021

duck

well…
a duck!
you know, the ones that go “quack, quack”

Someone: I saw a duck yesterday.
Someone 2: Lucky!

by lavenderschmavender September 11, 2022

Duck

what you get when your phone autocorrects "fuck"

Get the duck out! *fuck

by lateisbait February 22, 2017

duck

a random youtuber that makes whatever content that he wants but his best friend joey has one to called joey8809

idiot 1; have you seen the duck
idiot 2;yes
idiot 1;do you like his content?
idiot 2;kinda

by Josephofthe12yearolds December 29, 2021

duck

the source of all evil in the universe. perverse little beings who would just as soon defacate on you from above as look at you.

Those goddamn ducks just besmirched my shlempen shelepper!

by squirrelmaster5.0 June 8, 2003

Ducking

The act of engaging in sexual activity with another person in a stupid manner, e.g. within a patch of poison ivy. Short for dumb-fucking.

Oh yeah man, I was totally ducking this chick last night. The dermatologist was suspicious as hell though when I had an appointment for the poison ivy rash.

by DaveoftheSalad June 16, 2010