Duck

It's a bird.
Dang it! Forgot to feed the duck!
by Cat Kid aka Kid_Cat64 October 28, 2018
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Duck

Duck means “d.umb u.gly c.ountry k.id
Person 1 :Does 2+2=4 ?
Person 2 : Yea ya duck .
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Duck

A duck is a duck not much more to explain.
Person1: OH MY FUCKING GOD ITS A DUCK
*pets aggressively*
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Duck

One who is a dick about typographical errors.
Person 1: Dr Christensen deducted two points from my term paper because spell checker changed "Albrecht" to "Albert" in one instance.
Person 2: oh man, he's such a duck.
by Seanfolly7 February 12, 2018
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While having sex if the women does not cooperate then you drag her into the middle of a creek and throw a rock at her head. Once it hits her you yell duck to warn her it’s about to hit her
“Hey Marrisa, duck
The duck includes a rock and sex
by Da duckus December 22, 2020
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duck

the source of all evil in the universe. perverse little beings who would just as soon defacate on you from above as look at you.
Those goddamn ducks just besmirched my shlempen shelepper!
by squirrelmaster5.0 June 08, 2003
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Ducking

The act of engaging in sexual activity with another person in a stupid manner, e.g. within a patch of poison ivy. Short for dumb-fucking.
Oh yeah man, I was totally ducking this chick last night. The dermatologist was suspicious as hell though when I had an appointment for the poison ivy rash.
by DaveoftheSalad June 14, 2010
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