by megadong July 7, 2009
Get the dinger dong mug.When you shit in a Little Ceaser's Deep Deep Dish pizza box, leave it on someone's doorstep, and ring their bell.
by Hey Fuckers March 3, 2016
Get the Ding Dong Deep Dish Deuce mug.The act of fucking some random chick or having meaningless sex with someone you don't respect.
"Assified" would be an ass whore who clamps her dumper on any random cock.
"Assified" would be an ass whore who clamps her dumper on any random cock.
I met some whore last night and she cuntified my dong for a while. Then I booted her out of my house.
Kellie is such a slut, she'll assify any dong that swings her way.
Kellie is such a slut, she'll assify any dong that swings her way.
by Richter ass June 29, 2011
Get the Cuntified my dong mug.A dong sock is any object that is placed over a man's penis with the hope of keeping it warm and completely functional. A plethora of objects can be used as dong socks: standard tube socks, fuzzy condoms, duct tape (sticky-side-out for safety), a snake skin, or one of those furry things that you put over the driver in your golf bag.
If one was stuck in the Arctic wilderness with his best friend, and his friend died, one could cut open his abdomen and use him as a dong sock, much like Luke did with his Tauntaun on Hoth.
by Space Cowboy December 16, 2005
Get the Dong Sock mug.n. Rarely, extra long hairs in the pubic region, on either side of the penis, such that, at a quick glance, it would appear as though one is hiding Artis Gilmore in one's pants.
His dong chops were so long that he was tempted to braid them together and create a ball cabana for the winter months.
Bear's dong chops were so long, that he had to tuck them into his socks. He definately could use some manscaping.
Bear's dong chops were so long, that he had to tuck them into his socks. He definately could use some manscaping.
by Justice April 22, 2005
Get the Dong chops mug.Tom DeLonge is the ex-singer of blink-182 and Box Car Race, he now fronts new band Angels and Airwaves (abbreviated to AVA).
He is eaily recognisable on record by his over-pronounced vowels. For instance, the line (from BCR's song 'Letters to God')
"I won't lie, I won't sin"
when sung by Tom becomes:
"OOiiiii won't looooiiii, Ooooiiii won't sseeeeaann".
He is a genius, though, and very quick to point out that he's probably the worst guitar player in the world.
He used to be hilarious and jokey, although since blink split up he has apparently had "an epiphany" and now has got a lot more serious in his bid to take over the world with AVA.
His nuts apparently taste better with fudge, and he claims to have the best looking ass in the world.
He is eaily recognisable on record by his over-pronounced vowels. For instance, the line (from BCR's song 'Letters to God')
"I won't lie, I won't sin"
when sung by Tom becomes:
"OOiiiii won't looooiiii, Ooooiiii won't sseeeeaann".
He is a genius, though, and very quick to point out that he's probably the worst guitar player in the world.
He used to be hilarious and jokey, although since blink split up he has apparently had "an epiphany" and now has got a lot more serious in his bid to take over the world with AVA.
His nuts apparently taste better with fudge, and he claims to have the best looking ass in the world.
Crazy fan girl: OMMMGZZZ lyk Tom DeLonge is lyk SOOOOO hottttt
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Mark: Hey Tom, tell everybody what they do in the Phillipenes
Tom: We heard that in the Phillipenes, when a baby is crying, they suck on it's penis to make it be quiet. It works with me too: if I cry, suck me off and I'll shut up"
Mark: OK, Tom - shut the fuck up!
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Mark: Hey Tom, tell everybody what they do in the Phillipenes
Tom: We heard that in the Phillipenes, when a baby is crying, they suck on it's penis to make it be quiet. It works with me too: if I cry, suck me off and I'll shut up"
Mark: OK, Tom - shut the fuck up!
by pie_guy May 28, 2006
Get the tom delonge mug.A rare and difficult sexual act involving a simultaneous sneeze, organsm and defecation. Also known as the Chicago Oreo.
Man, I did it! A feather, a cup of coffee and my girl and I finally did the Hurricane Ding Dong. Wrecked the sheets though.
by James Cooke April 6, 2008
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