Ditchingness

The act of organizing an event, then completly blowing it off, because you had something better to do.

"WTF?"
"What is it?"
"Amy is ditchingness her bowling party"
"Son of a bitch your right! Bad form Amy, bad form."

by EXtremely DISSapointed January 27, 2009

ditched the chowder

To drop everything you're doing, typically to pursue a hot girl that just walked by.

Yeah Ted was around earlier, but he ditched the chowder for this seven that stopped by earlier.

by McLeeloo May 18, 2010

Ditched the tits

To break up with a girl, esp. one with large boobs.

Joe- So how are you and Suzy going?

Mike- Oh, I just got tired of her bitchin' and ditched the tits.

Joe- OK then.

by mrpopo123 November 15, 2010

Ditch diving

a redneck activity involving fishing, swimming, or digging for trash in canals and ditches on the side of the road

Check out this awesome lightly stained mattress I found ditch diving behind Walmart

by Sandy Sea July 8, 2014

Ditches

A combination of guys who act like dicks and girls who act like bitches.

I can't believe that bag of ditches. Those guys and their girlfriends were seriously rude.

by fb=everyonelovesanna May 14, 2018

ditch piglets

When you are driving around (usually in the southern United States) and you see a bunch of filthy, degenerate, inbread, hillbilly kids all playing around in a festering pool of shit water.

Cody: God damn look at that pile of ditch piglets over there in that sewage drain!

Alex: Pull over, lets get the shovel out of the back of this truck so we can go cut their heads off. Weee’s havin’ piggy pie for dinner tonight!!!

by PazuzuXXX May 23, 2018

ditchermcditcherson

the flakiest of flakes, the one that goes ghost the most and with the dumbest of excuses for why they ditched

there goes that damn ditchermcditcherson Billy, gone again.

by DawnNichole#1* January 27, 2020