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Discombobulate

Jessica: the answer is easy. 20x40 + 6558 divided by the numerator to the general contraction of seven plus 1
Rihanna: Slow down you will discombobulate me.
by JJ Taylor Lautner is a hottie December 3, 2014
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Dicomma

A dazzed state cause lack of normal functioning caused by a dick. This is usually caused by a dick that is very large in size containing massive length and/or size. Which also leads to further pondering of the dick because of the size which can disrupt one's day by causing the person to go very off track from their task at hand.
My dick game was to strong, I put this girl in a dicomma
by Ultimatefuckboi February 22, 2015
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discompact

The surgical performance of reaching into someone's asshole and removing their shit with your own hands.
"The Doctor started to discompact Johnny as he put his hand in up his ass and removed the poop causing constipation."
by TrippinForDays June 26, 2017
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Discompliment

N. Discompliment
A diss with a compliment

V. Discompliment
To diss someone but compliment in the end. It is usually used to to simmer down the burn
Examples of discompliments:
J: you're very short but you cute tho
M: yo pussy stank but it feel good
by GoddessMAsf October 24, 2019
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discombobulated

Knocked into a state of mental and bodily confusion in an athletic competition.
Ronnie Lott, Michael Strayhan, and Lawrence Taylor discombobulated many quarterbacks, running backs and wide receivers during their NFL careers.
by Nypsey October 21, 2008
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discomboobulated

to be f*cked up beyond recognition due to mind altering substances.
I'm discombo.. I'm disco bob...I'm discomboobulated...Hell, I'm fucked up...
by Alex "Scooby" Smith February 12, 2006
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Thumb Of Discomfort

when you yell out "THUMB OF DISCOMFORT" and swiftly lodge your thumb deep within another persons asshole and you suprise the hell out of them. If you miss and hit the cheek the person might thing your gay and not ghey
me: *sneaks up on someone* THUMB OF DISCOMFORT!
someone: huh??
me: *SHOVES*
someon: OMFG!
by onge October 31, 2004
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