daemon

A unix program that runs in the background of the system. Often signified with the -d suffix on the end of a program name.

mysqld
named
httpd

by Parallax July 3, 2003

Democratitis

When Democrats lose an election and resort to violence thinking that they can change the outcome of the election.

Oregon has become a major hub of democratitis.

by Dump truck November 11, 2016

democracy

A form of government that works, but not well.

Democracy relies on the public. The public is stupid.

by Anonymous October 21, 2003

Democrap

Any type of democratic propaganda.

Person1: Hey did you hear about Obama's Health Insurance Re authorization Act?

Person2: Shut up i don't want to hear your Democrap right now!

by freshyweshy1 January 8, 2011

democracy

A tyranny of the Majority over the Minority. The opposite of true liberty.

Democracy is 51% of the people voting to oppress the other 49%.

by Jimmy F. March 28, 2007

Chinese Democracy Syndrome

Chinese Democracy Syndrome (or C.D.S. for short) is a syndrome inwhich an individual tries to make something too "perfect". It's often used as a comical reference to the long awaited Gun N' Roses album Chinese Democracy.

Ted: How's that art project coming along?

Bill: I'll be done with it eventually. I just have a case of Chinese Democracy Syndrome right now.

by Assasaurus January 3, 2009

mailer-daemon

A cyber-fiend who hijacks your e-mail transmissions for horrific ends and instantly declares your message a failure.

"...that I may have your hand in matrimony." SEND

MAILER-DAEMON: < message failure>

" O scowl of night!"

by cisco djidd June 28, 2009