wishful thinking for a product that makes your chode smell better after sweating. such sweating may have been induced by: boning, fucking, screwing, masturbating, fucking around, or exercising. but you probably don't work out because you're fat and alone.
although this product has yet to be invented, it would be greatly appreciated, old spice.
although this product has yet to be invented, it would be greatly appreciated, old spice.
by bear capitan October 30, 2009
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Samuel: I really really need filet mignon.
Bobby: It's 4 in the morning, Sammy, really??
Samuel: It's called Deckfest, and we can go get it at 13 coins. Let's go.
Bobby: It's 4 in the morning, Sammy, really??
Samuel: It's called Deckfest, and we can go get it at 13 coins. Let's go.
by Cassandra Q February 26, 2010
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Bassis for french-rooted band Phoenix. He usualy wears thick rimmed glasses, skinny pants and bed-head hair. very french euro-pop and arguably the hottest member of the band.
by shazaym June 14, 2010
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by KG;) January 24, 2011
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Fan: "Can I be your son in this roleplay?"
Decoded: "Okay, but I'm nonexistent as I'm currently located at the grocery store getting milk."
Decoded: "Okay, but I'm nonexistent as I'm currently located at the grocery store getting milk."
by decoded post October 29, 2021
Get the Decoded mug.the result of massive insertion of smokeless tobacco in the lower and upper jaw at the same time, resulting in a twin horseshoe shape of tobacco. When performed with loosleaf tobacco, it is known as the chokey chubby chew.
by HeHizzle August 22, 2011
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A Faux Decker is executed by:
1) Opening the rear tank of a toilet and dropping in a piece of novelty rubber dog poop;
2) Pouring in 1/2 cup (120mL) of instant iced tea mix into the tank as well;
3) Replace the lid and leave the Faux Decker for the next unsuspecting victim.
Upon flushing the toilet, a brown stew will be unleashed, horrifying the user and leading them to open the rear tank...only to see the fake poop and surmise they have been struck with an Upper Decker.
The Faux Decker is a more sanitary prank than the insidious Upper Decker, but you get almost the same shock-value from the Faux Decker as you would the original.
A Faux Decker is executed by:
1) Opening the rear tank of a toilet and dropping in a piece of novelty rubber dog poop;
2) Pouring in 1/2 cup (120mL) of instant iced tea mix into the tank as well;
3) Replace the lid and leave the Faux Decker for the next unsuspecting victim.
Upon flushing the toilet, a brown stew will be unleashed, horrifying the user and leading them to open the rear tank...only to see the fake poop and surmise they have been struck with an Upper Decker.
The Faux Decker is a more sanitary prank than the insidious Upper Decker, but you get almost the same shock-value from the Faux Decker as you would the original.
Dude 1: "I pranked my Mom on April Fool's Day with a Faux Decker!"
Dude 2: "Why a Faux Decker not an original Upper Decker?"
Dude 1: "DUDE, she's my Mom! I wanted to freak her out, not make her disown me!!"
Dude 2: "Why a Faux Decker not an original Upper Decker?"
Dude 1: "DUDE, she's my Mom! I wanted to freak her out, not make her disown me!!"
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