Fart Dampener

An item used to absorb the sound of a fart e.g. a cushion or a pillow.

"Yes, the couch is nasty but it the soft cushions make it a great fart dampener."

by Oler B November 21, 2009

damper

A word mainly used in Dublin,Ireland to acknowledge that a lady is quite pretty.

"look at the lil damper over there!"

"shes a lil damper!"

i fucked this damper last night"

by spokdckkkkkkkk March 1, 2010

dampdown

To urinate yourself whilst heavily inebriated, usually whilst passed out.

Gerry, if you crash here tonight, you're not gonna dampdown are you?
Nah, I've only had two pints.

by Johnny Mindless September 5, 2007

Dampon

1. A used tampon
2. A tampon that is damp with blood

"Mom! Your daughter left her dampon in the toilet again!"

by V-money June 30, 2012

Dip-Dampus

the name given to an individual who dips chewing tobacco in excess amounts. (1-2 pounds daily). caution: name is not to be given to the casual dipper. although dipping is rather uncommon in most social classes, only a "dip-dampus" can dip to the point of gum deterioration.

-WARNING: THIS PRODUCT IS NOT A SAFE ALTERNATIVE TO CIGARETTES

Dude, thats your sixteenth tin today. your definitely A dip-dampus!

by Mr. Dampus June 1, 2010

Flirt Dampener

A typo made during a flirty online conversation which momentarily dampens the spirit of the moment beyond repair.

Girl: Hahah yeh lol

Boy: So this summer you'll rub lotion on my back by the poo?

Boy: *pool

Girl: Er yeh, sure..

(Boy: 'Shit that was a real flirt dampener')

by TheBald July 20, 2010

dampyre

a half breed, part human and part vampire, torn between and his/her vampire thirst for blood, which is supressed by his/her human side. Has vampire strenth and none of their weaknesses, except for thirt for blood.

Anyone with both vampire and human blood is a dampyre.

by Shannon Reynolds October 22, 2003