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crocheted bathtub

Used as an analogy when describing something useless or not worth having.
"Latin was dead! It was about as useless to the common man, the majority of the populous, as the proverbial crocheted bathtub..."
Looks like you win the crocheted bathtub.”
by Abby_c July 7, 2017
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crouch crickets

A type of crab or bug you get in your croutch from being a slut. Bugs that infest you vagina or penis
Man i was banging this hoe now my crouch itches and its full of crouch crickets
by Betburt77 December 25, 2017
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Crouchinator

Is a male stalker that exclusively pursues hot tiny women of just legal age with tiny firm asses not much bigger than their own hard cocks. These males typically fuck these women in the prone position with a couple of pillows shoved under their hips. They make no distinction between an asshole and a vagina and will gladly fill each hole to the rim with sperm. They are also easily amazed as to how deep they can go before the woman feels like she is being impaled on a wooden stake. These males are easily offended by women that spill their seed and will typically carry around a bag of old wine bottle corks to plug holes that they have recently filled. These males typically weigh 2 to 4 times as much as their women.
Damn dude, don't be such a crouchinator.
by TwoSocks February 24, 2019
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Crouch Cunt

Noun. People who crouch in the corner of the room behind the door on COD, they then jump out and shoot you in the back bc they know they can’t beat you 1v1
“Ugh, that one Crouch Cunt just ruined my 12 kill streak
by dsowen March 25, 2020
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crochead

Someone who has many pairs of crocs and loves crocs
"dang that guy has a bunch of crocs...what a crochead!"
by crockerdile July 1, 2022
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couche

a soft couch-like pencilcase
my dad just bought me a red couche
by Mco Jr July 10, 2022
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Cornelius Crouch

Dance made world famous by the fabulous Sal H. consisting of monkey like movements. Dance is performed best while bowling.
Planet of Apes, Dr. Cornelius is the inspiration of the Cornelius Crouch...
by sonic711 October 9, 2008
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