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Crouchinator

Is a male stalker that exclusively pursues hot tiny women of just legal age with tiny firm asses not much bigger than their own hard cocks. These males typically fuck these women in the prone position with a couple of pillows shoved under their hips. They make no distinction between an asshole and a vagina and will gladly fill each hole to the rim with sperm. They are also easily amazed as to how deep they can go before the woman feels like she is being impaled on a wooden stake. These males are easily offended by women that spill their seed and will typically carry around a bag of old wine bottle corks to plug holes that they have recently filled. These males typically weigh 2 to 4 times as much as their women.
Damn dude, don't be such a crouchinator.
by TwoSocks February 24, 2019
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Crushinator

shoving your palms in a females vaginal cavity and ripping it apart. Once this feat is accomplished, you motorboat whatever is left of that beefcake!
Phil: "So how did u like the Crushinator I gave you last night?"

Martha: "It was pleasurable but my pussy is ripped to shreads!"
by Zerox 2022 April 19, 2010
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conchinator

Someone who lives, sleeps and breathes purchase ledger.

The master of Purchase invoices and payment runs.
The conchinator won’t stop until she’s done

I’ll give these invoices to the Conchinator and she’ll have them paid by lunch.
by CJMc83 November 12, 2020
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