conzoomer

A consoomer who is also a zoomer

"Did you hear that Jason spent $2,000 on v-bucks?"
"Yeah he's such a conzoomer"

by attarax November 29, 2021

Cronch queef

When you fart into a females genital

Dude I cronch queefed in Dylan’s mom 5 times last night

by Captain sandy hook April 12, 2022

Cronenberg

a cronenberg is a grotesque, often mutilated being that resembles something from one of his movies; to cronenberg something is to mutate it into such a being.

Boy Morty i really Cronenberged the world up, didn't i?
We got a whole planet of Cronenbergs walking around down there, Morty.

by garfilbert June 13, 2022

cronchy pp cookies

When your girl is such a sub/simp for you that she makes you cookies to pleasure you but gets distracted going gluck gluck 3000 on your dick to pleasure you and burns the cookies

Man, those cookies look burnt as hell! Nah man those are cronchy pp cookies!

by Hawk Juan rod April 26, 2023

Croner

Old man Cock.

Pee wee Herman got caught stroking his croner in an adult theater.

by dildosexual September 7, 2023

Trophy Crone Tiger

A man under 50 on the hunt for an older woman.

That Trophy Crone Tiger, loves that she can pay their own way.

by Trophy Crone June 25, 2015

Anal crong

Something ugly or disgusting mainly in the asshole, but can be in any place in the ass in general. Be it fecal matter, a scar,a cut,a wart, etc.

Person 1: I was going balls deep in her asshole when I noticed she had a big Anal crong
Person 2: ew

by BPTRY June 17, 2019