Crotch Particles

Originating on the television show Adventure Time with Finn and Jake, the term has evolved into a slang term for sperm.

"I walked into my apartment bathroom and my roommate left his crotch particles everywhere!"

by addy001 September 20, 2011

Crotch abs

Also known as "the v", crotch abs are the lines of the lower abdomen that form the shape of a V which point to the crotchular area.

Person A: Check out that shirtless individual over there.
Person B: That dude's rocking some serious crotch abs.

by mont_beau October 14, 2012

crotch sniffer

a wrestler in MMA who lays on his opponent and is only focused on control rather than damage

"that fight was so boring. (insert fighter name) is such a crotch sniffer!"

by Heemer00 November 30, 2021

ranch crotch

what happens when you get over-zealous with condiments causing you to drop them in your lap.

"After my bottomless fries at Red Robin I had a bad case of ranch crotch."

by Bekkkkk October 30, 2007

Flop Crotch

When you walk on the beach in flip flops and they kick sand up into your crotch. the resulting sand that gets stuck in and around the crotchal area gives you flop crotch.

"Ugh, on the walk back from the beach I got some total flop crotch."

by Lou Miles July 24, 2009

Holy Crotchgrab

A phrase used instead of "Oh my God!" or "Holy cow!" by Michael Jackson fans, as his most famous dance step was the crotchgrab.

D - S was with M last night.

R - HOLY CROTCHGRAB!

by SharikaDubai March 12, 2011

Crotch-staring

The act of gazing upon with intent the crotch of a perspective mate in order to ascertain the size of their genetalia, including but not limited to, girth and length of the penis.

"Dude, Tom has a 2" dick!" "He does not!" "How do you know?" "I've done a lot of Crotch-staring"

by Baxative November 15, 2009