bitch crocs

the unoriginal crocs ex: flip flops, sandals,etc. for those who don't want to be seen wearing real crocs.

"Hey look! Mom's buying bitch crocs."

by bitchcrocs July 17, 2019

croc me

being cold/mean towards someone

“why you croc me”

by youngTHIRTY August 12, 2021

Croc Slap

When you take off someone's Crocs because they're a weak male and then cum in them. Afterwords you proceed to slap them across the face with said Crocs.

I Croc slapped my friend after he said some very strange things to me the other day.

by MrMagicFingersz March 5, 2020

National crocs day

wear crocs all day for February 12 and hop on the wave

National crocs day Wear crocs all day.

by Jagzilla4 January 21, 2020

Croc-Shuffler

An employee who shuffles around either within their department or between different departments, with files in hand, appearing to have purpose but not really getting anything done at all. Originates from the footwear worn by people in health care settings and the frustration felt by onlookers.

"The onlookers in the waiting room watched the croc-shuffler walking up and down the corridor, looking aimless and not actually getting anything done."

"Do something then, you aimless croc-shuffler!"

"They're just a bunch of croc-shufflers!"

by Juliaabb August 5, 2022

crocs and socks

This is when SNL has no better idea for a skit to write so they make one about the ugliest man on earth having on crocs with socks and by wearing this you announce that you are a puppeteer and are really poor.

Mat Shatt wears crocs and socks he really must be a puppeteer

by TheFakeBillCosby May 24, 2018

Croc Rash

Croc Rash is an incurable condition that primarily affects young douchebags who think they can raw dog crocs every day without incurring divine retribution.

Person 1: "Man, my feet hurt. This croc rash is out of control."

Person 2: "Kill yourself."

by meatyfrank September 2, 2024