Croc Slap

When you take someone's Crocs off then cum in them and then proceed to slap them in the face with them.

I Croc slapped my friend the other day after he said some very strange things to me.

by MrMagicFingersz March 5, 2020

crocs

The most stylish, voguish, ultra-modern, fashionable shoe known to man.

"What are you wearing?"
"Crocs."

by blahblahx14K July 20, 2023

Crocs

The most bisexual shoe there is

Sarah: Hey, I know she had a boyfriend before, but you think she might be into me?

Jim: she's wearing Crocs! You've at least got a pretty good chance!

by StrangerPopTart September 27, 2022

Croc-hands

The kind of boy who walks out of a room wearing pink crocs on his hands, and then screams and/or cries when you call him croc-hands.

Hey, you know that kid Jeremy? Yeah, his name is croc-hands now.

by EliteSniper4000 October 3, 2016

croc dick

-Croc dick (Noun)

Croc dick is known as the influenced state of genitalia of a man who casually wears crocs. It has been told that the sheer, unappealing fashion of a mans crocs can spread a powerful source of virgin energy through the feet and legs till it plateaus at the dick. This results in the victim's dick being rubbery and almost constantly flaccid (sort of like the croc itself.)

Person 1: Heyyy, bout to go get my dick appointment with Hudson
Person 2: Gurl you about to have a bad time, I saw him with crocs on the other day
Person 1: Oh for real? He probably got croc dick then.

by The Soyest Milk August 19, 2021

Crocs

Literally the best thing too ever happen
Also could be used a an nickname for a dong

“ hey bro, nice crocs!”
“Your crocs are hard!”

by What a crazy world we live in October 29, 2022

Croc strap

Essential in intercourse. Primary use during standing doggystyle as a handle for the female to grasp onto. Secondly during missionary. The female will typically use these to spread her legs

Spread your legs a little more baby.

“Mmm let me grab my croc strap

by Asmryoass June 14, 2022