The act of shitting in a croc, freezing is recommended but not absolutely necessary. Then inserting the pre-docked croc into the participants vagina or anus
Hey Sheila get over here, I've just shat in your croc. Shall I'll freeze it and save it for later, or do u fancy a warm croc docking??
by Therake1991 January 1, 2025
Get the Croc dockingmug. by NvteDogg December 30, 2020
Get the Croc-ingmug. "What are you wearing?"
"Crocs."
"Crocs."
by blahblahx14K July 20, 2023
Get the crocsmug. Sarah: Hey, I know she had a boyfriend before, but you think she might be into me?
Jim: she's wearing Crocs! You've at least got a pretty good chance!
Jim: she's wearing Crocs! You've at least got a pretty good chance!
by StrangerPopTart September 27, 2022
Get the Crocsmug. The kind of boy who walks out of a room wearing pink crocs on his hands, and then screams and/or cries when you call him croc-hands.
by EliteSniper4000 October 3, 2016
Get the Croc-handsmug. -Croc dick (Noun)
Croc dick is known as the influenced state of genitalia of a man who casually wears crocs. It has been told that the sheer, unappealing fashion of a mans crocs can spread a powerful source of virgin energy through the feet and legs till it plateaus at the dick. This results in the victim's dick being rubbery and almost constantly flaccid (sort of like the croc itself.)
Croc dick is known as the influenced state of genitalia of a man who casually wears crocs. It has been told that the sheer, unappealing fashion of a mans crocs can spread a powerful source of virgin energy through the feet and legs till it plateaus at the dick. This results in the victim's dick being rubbery and almost constantly flaccid (sort of like the croc itself.)
Person 1: Heyyy, bout to go get my dick appointment with Hudson
Person 2: Gurl you about to have a bad time, I saw him with crocs on the other day
Person 1: Oh for real? He probably got croc dick then.
Person 2: Gurl you about to have a bad time, I saw him with crocs on the other day
Person 1: Oh for real? He probably got croc dick then.
by The Soyest Milk August 19, 2021
Get the croc dickmug. Crocs…. I need them, everyone wants them. You ever bought any? You haven’t go to Amazon eBay anywhere just by Crocs. DO NOT GO TO WALMART FOR CROCS. I REPEAT D O. N O T. G O. T O. W A L M A R T. F O R C R O C S
Hey I just got some CROCS!
Oh yea?! Let me see…
Ok!
THEIR FROM WALMART?!
Yea?
IM NOT YOUR FRIEND ANYMORE
*cries with fake crocs*
Oh yea?! Let me see…
Ok!
THEIR FROM WALMART?!
Yea?
IM NOT YOUR FRIEND ANYMORE
*cries with fake crocs*
by I_CREATED_CROCS<3 April 23, 2022
Get the Crocsmug.