The Chasm

Store that comedian Demetri Martin is going to open. Expected to sell not ponchos, but perhaps the necessary materials to make them.

Yeah, "The Chasm." It's going to be like The Gap, but a _lot_ bigger.

by Vorian June 24, 2008

Ikea Cram

The common attempt by college students and 20-somethings that don't own minivans to fit IKEA boxed furniture into vehicles that simply aren't designed to fit them. In addition to this, they somehow attempt to cram people into the vehicle that is already packed with boxes of furniture. In some cases this results in boxes sticking out of the trunk, windows. This does not apply to things that are tied to the roof with twine. That's just ghetto.

Damnit Ryan, how in the hell am I supposed to fit all of this crap in your car?

We'll just do the ikea cram, it will all fit.

by Russianhaxor August 17, 2011

Cram-mocracy

When politicians, no matter the party, cram a new law into exsistence despite the majority of the voting public strongly opposing it.

The way the Senate pushed through the new bill, despite all of the people protesting against it, shows that we truly live in a cram-mocracy.

by suprmn1 March 27, 2011

Cram

Only ten gold

This cram is only ten gold

by SilvVee September 25, 2019

Cram Jam (n.)

1) The act of rough anal sex
2) Using large forces to fit abnormally massive objects into the vagina, anus, or any other orifice. Be creative!

Bill: Yo dog, last night I heard your mom got cram jammed by James
Dave: Oh God! I hope she's alright
Bill: Me too, that kid's got girth

by willywonkaswanka May 2, 2005

cramerox

One that rocks

Marc rocks

by Marc July 9, 2003

Cramazeballs

Crazy + Amazing + Balls

1. Denotation of a level of unfathomable brilliance that real words won't suffice.
2. Addition of the suffix "cra-" to the word amazeballs for added impact.

Dude, those nutella pancakes were cramazeballs!

by BigMuntey May 8, 2015