crackalakin'

A word that the restaraunt Denny's uses to describe their desserts.

Try our crackalakin'desserts!

by mustid May 30, 2005

crackslappery

When a homo sapien, particularly of the XY chromosome and possessing Italian-American ancestry makings a definitely exceeding unoriginal joke that makes no one in your squad laugh

Placeholder, PhD MD: Gee, Jack, what ample crackslappery have you demonstrated in the utterance of the “Geneva suggestion”
Jack: Aw

by Average breadstick November 18, 2021

crankslap

Similar to a cockslap, or getting slapped in the face with a penis. Only difference is that a crank is a way bigger than a normal penis.

"yo that girl on facebook is hot but she's got a dude in her main pic with her"

"who cares I'll crankslap that punk"

by Sweet Nicolas December 9, 2009

crackflappery

crackflappery. It literally means a loud, barking, fart. Figuratively, it is akin to the Chinese, "go pi" which means "dog farts" as in "you are speaking in dog farts."

For example: "Tucker Carlson's crackflappery about migrant caravans is just meant to frighten and distract his viewers."

Or: "Bears' fans crackflappery about winning the North is gone by the 3rd week of the season."

by Packer Pete September 11, 2022

crackalaklak

1.when ed is put on the end it is a slap to yo face
2.when in is put on the end it is a way of saying hello

1. that white boy got crackalaklaked
2. what crackalaklakin my nizzle

by mike herrmann December 13, 2003

crackalackasizzlin

Used as a greeting, mostly towards homies and family.

Yo my ninja wats crackalackasizzlin dog?

by Chronic for lyfe December 10, 2007

Cracklackin

a greeting used between to people who both enjoy smoking crack cocaine

not to be confused with "crackalackin" another totally different greeting

eyo, whats cracklackin cuzzo??

by xale420 October 28, 2008