Cooney Job

A comical failure to stimulate the female enetalia in behalf of the male. It is characterised by lightly tapping the front of the vagina in a harmless manner lacking real force or penetration.

Guy 1:"That guy just got slapped in that face by that girl" Guy 2:"Yeah, she was asleep and tried to give her a cooney job so she laughed and slapped him at the same time"

by pps123234 May 2, 2013

coney island cod fish

A condom that washes ashore on a beach

I put a coney island cod fish on before banging my step mom on the beach.

by Monto Juan April 18, 2018

Coneydog

"Coneydog" is when you deficate inside a woman's vagina and proceed to have sexual intercourse with her and pull out to let her lick off the remains.

Becky and I started foreplay until she told me she wanted a "coneydog" , it was perfect timing because I had to go and I was deeply aroused.

by Snap: plantyourtulips April 19, 2018

Coutney

A really smelly boy, who looks like lil tecca and thinks he is a "Stepper"

girl 1: wow coutney rlly do be stinky doe
girl 2: yeah and he looks like lil tecca!

by WrinklyNewborn March 25, 2020

Conneys

Local name for a large field in Chatham Kent England where men traditionally settle the differences amongst one another over and argument or feud

Met the chavy down the conneys for a straightener

by Slickhammer January 9, 2021

coney island

A place that God (aka Taylor Swift) made

I’m sitting on a bench in Coney Island wondering where did my baby go?

by Like Boi January 25, 2021

Coney Island Rock Salt

Coined by a local hobo overheard during WABC7NY coverage of the 1993 failure of the Sonic the Hedgehog Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade balloon, this appears to be a term related to what the man was smoking out of his crystal meth pipe when he saw the balloon deflate.

"Jeepers creepers! I gotta stop blazing this Coney Island Rock Salt! It looks like that big fucking balloon is coming right towards me!"

by Eugene Mutant March 19, 2021