Corporate surgayllance is the monitoring of a person or group's behavior by a coworker. The data collected is most often used for snitching, to badmouth others and regularly shared with other employees. It can be used as a form of business "intelligence", which enables the recipient to enhance his/her own perception at the firm.
Steve: Did you see the new Lindsey Lohan pics on the web?
Frank: I couldnt, that asswipe from accounting keeds looking around my cublivcle every time he goes to take a dump
Steve: Kick his ass, his corporate surgayllance is really screwing up your sexlife
Frank: I couldnt, that asswipe from accounting keeds looking around my cublivcle every time he goes to take a dump
Steve: Kick his ass, his corporate surgayllance is really screwing up your sexlife
by bergali September 17, 2010
Get the Corporate surgayllance mug.One really great band, they really don't deserve all of the teenyboppers saying stuff like "omg i looove something corporate (giggles) they are so awesoeme and their music totally rocks" its just annoying, so can we please settle down and not focus on how "gorgeous" the lead singer is and instead look at how great of a band they really are?
Though Im weak inside
I'm thriving just the same
Still Calling out your name
Wondering who it is that i should blame - wait ( by far a MUCH better song then konstantine ) and stop trying to figure out what konstantine means anyways (teenyboppers) I don't think you have enough brainwaves for that
I'm thriving just the same
Still Calling out your name
Wondering who it is that i should blame - wait ( by far a MUCH better song then konstantine ) and stop trying to figure out what konstantine means anyways (teenyboppers) I don't think you have enough brainwaves for that
by noflyway99 April 9, 2005
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The act of ejaculating scorpions and spiders.
Used to describe the curse that afflicted King Minos in ancient Greek mythology.
Used to describe the curse that afflicted King Minos in ancient Greek mythology.
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Get the corporate fatass mug."Even though I have never missed a day of work in 3 years, those corporate fat cats won't give me a raise! WTF?!"
by Shishkeberry August 2, 2006
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by evil eicosanoid July 5, 2005
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corporate whores are common in music and entertainment because they want to be famous and are willing to give up any personality they otherwise had and let the corporations control them
in the late 70's punk rock was started as a rebellion against such behaivor (prostitution of one's soul to haertless corporations) but now even most modern-day punk (actually pop-punk) has been compromised with bands such as good charlotte, avril, busted, sum 41, new found glory, and blink 182 (who are actually not that bad but still sold out)
corporate whores are common in music and entertainment because they want to be famous and are willing to give up any personality they otherwise had and let the corporations control them
in the late 70's punk rock was started as a rebellion against such behaivor (prostitution of one's soul to haertless corporations) but now even most modern-day punk (actually pop-punk) has been compromised with bands such as good charlotte, avril, busted, sum 41, new found glory, and blink 182 (who are actually not that bad but still sold out)
good charlotte are a buncha fucking corporate whores that throw a few power chords into their emo crap and wear hot topic shit and then call themselves punk
by patio boi August 20, 2004
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