Constip-Asian

n. (con·sti·pay·shun): an East-Asian professional or business-person characterized by grunts and/or other vocalizations that sound like the individual is constipated, usually occurring when the individual is frustrated and/or agitated. Vocal noises are unique to the East-Asian accents.

"Man, when I don't get my numbers to Henry Wong in on time he sure turns into a constip-asian on the phone!"

by Christina_Canada November 27, 2007

cambodian boa constrictor

The act of deucing around a girl's neck as she lays on her back.

Hey, did you hear Carl gave Shannon a Cambodian Boa Constrictor after he got back from his business trip?

by D_Stroker July 21, 2014

conspicious

Acting both suspiciously and conspicuously at the same time.

That man selling drugs at the bus stop looks very conspicious.

by Rebecca September 10, 2003

Constipated German Ass Goblin

A goblin like creature that lives on mushrooms that has very bad constipation problems, that can oftenly be heard in a forest in Germany late at night and it sounds like kids laughing and while there's a monster screaming.

I couldn't sleep last night because the constipated german ass goblin was disturbing my sleep.

by brandon moby April 29, 2006

emotional constipation

the inability to express one's feelings despite a sincere effort or desire to do so

That movie was so sad it made tears well up in my eyes, but my emotional constipation was so great I couldn't bring myself to cry.

by Michael Jameson July 18, 2007

constitute

To compose, form.

The three midgets constituted the human castle

by Larstait November 7, 2003

sexually constipated

When someone's sexual desires and lust become pent up due to reasons outside their control. It may result in sick sexual fetishes like tentacle rape, tubgirls, bestiality etc...

If you ever looked at a doujin comic from Japan, you can tell their whole culture is extremely sexually constipated due to the vast amounts of disgusting fetishes they draw.

by MechaTC October 30, 2005