Colosseum

Similar to the sexual position "the Eiffel Tower", except instead of two men high-fiving, it is multiple men in a cirle, creating a circular "building" with the high-fives making the arches.

Drew to male friends: I can't believe we all got to do a Colosseum last night! GG, check!

by Kailaaaaaaaa February 26, 2007

CoMosexual

Someone who actually goes to CoMo to study

Why do you have to go to CoMo?
Because I am a CoMosexual, Kevin!

by Devin P February 9, 2007

CoMoSexual

Majority of the population of Columbia, Missouri, after showing immense respect and support for Openly Gay NFL Player Michael Sam.

Mom: "You should go to the University of Missouri!"
High School Senior: "Mom, you know I cant go to college in a town of CoMoSexuals!!!"
Mom: "Oh yes, you're right. That town is FULL of CoMoSexuals!"
High School Senior: "If only Mizzou wasn't in Columbia, Missouri! Then there would be no CoMoSexuals!"

by CoMoSexual Bandit February 23, 2014

COBOL

Moste obsolete programming language in human history. Cause of the disease known as "COBOL fingers" where your fingers hurts from writing too many line of useless code, often ends in amputation.

I've wasted many hours learning COBOL

by zed November 14, 2003

Colostomizer

A male known as a "Colostomizer" is a particularly bad-a motherfucker, specifically with respect to his relative skill at any of a number of competitive endeavors. Whether it be videogames or basketball, a Colostomizer will fuck you up so badly that, once he's done with you, you'll be in desperate need of a colostomy bag (read: your asshole will be loose to the point that you can no longer control when you take a shit).

Man, you just got owned by that Colostomizer! Seriously, it's like a Greyhound bus just drove straight into your asshole and kept on going!

by The Colostomizer September 14, 2008

cobes

A huge sac of douche. He needs to get laid. Wat a tampon sac. The only thing he's popped a cap with is a gun that shoots plastic pellets. He calls himself cool. If cool is a dumbass, i agree.

Wow, cobes is a sac of douche, isnt he?

by LAWMAN November 19, 2004

cobes

A largely unitelligable southeast asian language based primarily apon indonesian and the cuban dilect.
Originaing from the spanish mission in Indonesia, later after the cuban revelution was seized by the cuban government and turned into an embassy.
Since then the cuban infulence has been incorperated into indonesian, resulting in the local launguage of cobes

A friend of mine was speaking cobes, but to every one but him it was incoprehensible

by Alfred Walters January 12, 2005