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Coach Daddy Ball 

When the common phenomenon of the coach favors his kid over others at the detriment of the team. His kid always needs to be the star.
Coach Daddy Ball’s (the offensive coordinator) son plays quarterback all the time. (“Don’t hit my quarterback!”)
Coach Daddy Ball by Mama baller September 24, 2019

Coach Stumon 

The ultimate dance move that a dad uses to disappear. The Coach Stumon Move is such a hard dance move that only men can dance it with ought messing up.
Your friend: Look your dad just pulled a coach Stumon!
You: Dad?
Coach Stumon by Coach Stumon September 26, 2019

Coach Joyce

A fat fuck how has no life and bullies and rapes kid for the CURRAHE way.
Coach Joyce gets his bear claws and rapes me
A buck but sometime really annoying ngl
Coach Rod by Hugh anhus February 25, 2020

coach avant 

you’re most likely a honors world history teacher who is over the age of 60 and quotes the bible like it’s the office or tiktok. you like to call brody gay until he goes out of the room and cries in the hallway. your class is the easiest thing since kim kardashian. i hide from your BORING class in the bathroom while i CRY. ee love you and want you to be at our weddings (as the groom) *demonic laugh* anyways “you made good grades.... when you’re here”
“alright let’s put the phones away, take the things out of our ears” &
“i’m not saying the bible is right but it is correct.”- coach avant

coach jordani 

the big black
babe: hey, who's the big black brolic coach over there?

chad: huh? that's my coach jordani