Someone who is at home watching a sport event (such as football etc.) on television at home and thinks that they know how to play the sport better than those that are actually competing. This leads to unnecessary yelling of comments towards the screen, which the athletes can not hear anyway.
A couch coach can be any sort of television sport spectator, but is often someone that lacks any real sporting ability.
Derived from the television environment (couch) and the constant yelling similar to that of a coach. Also just a fun spin on the classic "couch potato".
A couch coach can be any sort of television sport spectator, but is often someone that lacks any real sporting ability.
Derived from the television environment (couch) and the constant yelling similar to that of a coach. Also just a fun spin on the classic "couch potato".
by CJ Moose July 11, 2014
Get the Couch Coachmug. by mygfsuckstoes October 16, 2019
Get the Coach Mikemug. Coach Watson is a loved boi the gets his inspiration from the main man Gary and his drive to explore the world from paddy and is totally a sexy beast, the lad can pull any girl because of his lanky legs and as soon as they know he’s Coach. He is loved very much by his team but unfortunately he’s going through a Baghdad Pants phase.
He is determined to go down as one of the greats and will succeed!
He is determined to go down as one of the greats and will succeed!
Coach Watson - let’s do some warmups lads high knees, high knees!
Lano - You are my inspiration can I have a photo
Lano - You are my inspiration can I have a photo
by Lemon555 June 11, 2018
Get the Coach Watsonmug. An evil person who enjoys seeing his crew in pain. Directs towers to wake up at 4am and row in the freezing cold and in any condition and feel pain all over (especially on ergos) for the sake of him winning a pennant. Rowing coaches usually sit in tinnies rigged up while watching his crew freeze to death for pleasure.
by Robert john April 26, 2015
Get the rowing coachmug. 1.) Some guy with a funny accent that just isn't cut out to say the word 'job'.
2.)A coach--or so we think--from another country, who sleeps in the locker room and coaches Homestar Runner and his friends at no particular sport.
3.)A rare specimen--Usually has a white head that moves when it talks, that also includes two eyes and a purple hat. Has green body and a large emblum displaying the letter 'Z' near the waist.
2.)A coach--or so we think--from another country, who sleeps in the locker room and coaches Homestar Runner and his friends at no particular sport.
3.)A rare specimen--Usually has a white head that moves when it talks, that also includes two eyes and a purple hat. Has green body and a large emblum displaying the letter 'Z' near the waist.
1.)Coach Z: "Oh, jeez...I'm just not cut out to say the word JOREARGB. How am I ever gonna face the boys at practice tamarro?"
2.)I wonder if Coach Z will say the word 'job' right at practice today?
3.)I saw Coach Z walking down the street last week.
2.)I wonder if Coach Z will say the word 'job' right at practice today?
3.)I saw Coach Z walking down the street last week.
by homestar fan July 15, 2003
Get the Coach Zmug. It's an intense love of one's personal trainer. Often shown when working out with one's wife or husband.
Beatrice: "Boy, Ralph's a real hunk. He's the best personal trainer I know. I think I have a bit of a Coach Crush."
June: "Whoah there! That's my hubby! If anyone's gonna have a crush on him it's me."
Beatrice: "Well, Bryant's got a Coach Crush on me. It's not anything bad, it just makes you want to work harder!"
June: "Whoah there! That's my hubby! If anyone's gonna have a crush on him it's me."
Beatrice: "Well, Bryant's got a Coach Crush on me. It's not anything bad, it just makes you want to work harder!"
by Dusty's Baby Powder September 29, 2010
Get the Coach Crushmug. “dude I lasted so long with Cassidy last night”
“how did you do that bro?
“I used Abbie as my cum coach right before so I lasted all night”
“how did you do that bro?
“I used Abbie as my cum coach right before so I lasted all night”
by Simpgod42069 May 6, 2020
Get the cum coachmug.