A seasonal ritual involving a frozen tampon soaked in Fireball whiskey, inserted and detonated during peak menstruation to “shock the system” and “blast the blockage.” Often accompanied by a chant of “Cold never bothered me anyway.
Jake: “Bro, she said her cramps were worse than finals week.”
Trent: “So what’d you do?”
Jake: “Hooked her up with the Alaskan Clot Buster. Ten minutes later, she was doing snow angels in her own blood.”
Trent: “Respect.”
Trent: “So what’d you do?”
Jake: “Hooked her up with the Alaskan Clot Buster. Ten minutes later, she was doing snow angels in her own blood.”
Trent: “Respect.”
by RedTundra69 July 15, 2025
Get the Alaskan Clot Bustermug. by Suck a toee December 10, 2018
Get the Blood clotmug. Dude: Bruh I just smoked this blunt on my ride to work and I feel a kush clot comin.
Bruh: Damn.. good luck.
Bruh: Damn.. good luck.
by Princesspanda May 19, 2016
Get the kush clotmug.