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Cockblocker

To stop one man from having sexual relations with a female
Colin is a stupid cockblocker
by Jon Mouchet December 8, 2003
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cockalocktapuss

A creature of legend, foretold by ancient prophits, estimated around medeival times New Zealand. Said to be a giant man-squid-like creature with 50 penises that it used to rape and pillage in small village. Commonly referred to as The Virginity Snatcher... Believe me, 50 penises, thats quite a mess to clean up. ehehehee...
" HOLY SHIT, THE COCKALOCKTAPUSS IS COMING!!! Ruuuunnnn!"
"MY AASSSSS!!!!" *muffled yelp*
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Cockblock Shower

When a guy is getting a blowjob from a chick at a party and another chick pours beer over their heads to stop the activity.
Jill was totally going down on Drew until MaryAnn gave them a Cockblock Shower.
by Definition Guy August 7, 2009
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asian cockblock

1. when a member of the asian community prevents another person's advances upon another

2. the worst of all cockblocks

3. something a good wingman should prevent with ease
Damn Josh (JJ) is the worst wingman, he can't even stop an asian cockblock.
by Wickster September 20, 2008
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clockblocked

trolliest AMC 10 problem in history (specifically referring to 2015 AMC 10A #14)

The diagram below shows the circular face of a clock with radius $20$ cm and a circular disk with radius $10$ cm externally tangent to the clock face at $12$ o'clock. The disk has an arrow painted on it, initially pointing in the upward vertical direction. Let the disk roll clockwise around the clock face. At what point on the clock face will the disk be tangent when the arrow is next pointing in the upward vertical direction?
*Time rewinds to February 2015*
Guy: Hey, how was the AMC 10 yesterday?
Girl: It went fairly well, except that I got clockblocked.
Guy: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Girl: No, not "that" kind of "-blocked"
Guy: what the hell are you talking about then?
Girl: It was one of the problems on the AMC 10A, that problem about the disk tangent to the clock
Guy: Oh.
by fidgetboss_4000 June 11, 2019
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CockBlocker

A person who has unnatural tendencies to stop sexual encounters before they begin.
Terrible. Some chick cockblocker screwed me big time
by Meandmybaby June 29, 2011
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Cockblocked by Donald Trump

When you live in Mexico and have a gf in America and you about to visit her but Donald Trump just built a wall.
Jose: I was about to visit my girlfriend but I got cockblocked by Donald Trump.
Juan: No me gusta.
by not Jackie Chen October 4, 2017
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