vacuum cleaner

a sexual position in which the man mounts the woman in adoggy style position. Then suddenly pull her arms out from under her and drags her face across the carpet.

I was bangin this broad doggy style when she said some other guys name so I switched from a doggy to a vacuum cleaner.

by troy garner September 21, 2005

cleaves

Another name from a girls breasts.

Look at the cleaves on that girl over there.

by lilokins January 9, 2008

Carolina Cleaner

For Use With Anal Sex Only. After the man has finished his business, there is always the unpleasant task of pulling out of the rear of the recipient only to find residue left on your member. To alleviate this problem, simply use a karate chop or a knuckle punch to the recipient's kidneys, while at the same time pulling out. This action will result in the sphincter contracting and becoming a "squeegee," which will wipe the member clean of any residue when pulling out.

I was feeling too lazy to wash off after putting it in her butt, so I utilized the Carolina Cleaner

by Hank E. Panky March 26, 2003

more clever than you

When someone insistently submits words to Urban Dictionary and they are never published, but yours constantly are.

Nelsford: "I submitted bracias to Urban Dictionary today but they denied it"
Ann: "What the hell does that even mean, yo?"
Nelsford: "Like saying gracias to your brah, bracias!"
Ann: "That ish is weak, I've been published multiple times because I'm more clever than you!"
Nelsford: "ppffftttt..."

by GlazeHer January 1, 2014

Cleverbot

An AI whose sole purpose is to pass the turing test, and already seems to have succeeded in convincing some.

However, ask it to perform a task such as type "onetwothreefourfive" in numbers, and it will be unable to do so. For the time being at least...

I can't decide if Cleverbot is a bot...

by walalaaa June 17, 2010

self cleaner

A turd which cleans up on the way out. You reach round to wipe - nothing!! Also known as The Phantom, the most satisfying of all shits.

Dude, I was in and out in 5 minutes, Self Cleaner!!!

by CJM379 December 5, 2002

Steveland Cleamer

Attempting to define words from the urban dictionary after consuming too many drinks.

"Yo homie. You are wrecked! It's cleveland steamer, not steveland cleamer. Steveland Cleamer is my accountant. Word"

by dumpy-johnson April 29, 2010