Claudio

If you ever meet a Claudio, you are screwed and blessed at the same time. If he pays attention to you, the likelihood is that you will be smacked by random objects, including but not limited to a fan, his sunglasses, or whatever he is holding at the moment. He has a certain inclination towards floral shirts, pinstriped pajama resembling pants, and purple socks. He can be very nice, but if you invoke his rage through lack of en dehors, then get ready to be ignored.

1. Claudio: WHERE IS THE EN DEHORS. THIS IS VAGANOVA. VA-GA-NO-VA.

2. Person 1: Claudio ignored me today in class

Person 2: oof same
3. Claudio (for no apparent reason) : SHUT UP! ALL OF YOU, SHUT UP!

by chopstickchild September 7, 2019

Claudia

I love Claudia

Me: no one else can have Claudia

Friend: what? Why?!
Me: She’s mine

by Eric Alexander Jones January 8, 2018

claudio

*Typical "Italian-fantasy-guy" name
*The first love that some girl met in an art museum in Italy when she was 16. Follows him around the world via e-mails to meet agin 4 years later in New York like in the movie "An Affair to Remember"...only without the crippled legs.
*also see; "Fabio"...twin brother with Typical "Italian-fantasy-guy" name.

crystal~"oh, that's a picture of Claudio". Heidi~"wow, he's hot...does he have a brother?" Crystal~"Yeah, his name is Fabio" Heidi~"I wanna go to Italy!"

by Crystal May 19, 2004

claudio reynas

rhyming slang for trainerssneakers(not cockney rhyming slang, northern rhyming slang)

yo dude your wearing some dope Claudio Reyna's

by Fo'shizzel my Fluffel May 10, 2005

Claudia

Most perfect girl ever. Super shy at first but once you earn her trust, she'll go crazy. Very friendly and nice, but once you upset her, she'll never forget you did it, she's very sensitive! Most beautiful being and loves everyone uwu

-Gosh, I wish Claudia would be my friend.
-Srsly? She's friends with everyone dude.

by anAOOppPPP September 19, 2019

jean claude van damn

Expression of disbelief or approval, depending upon the circumstance. Used in place of "damn," but for humorous or witty effect, as it plays upon the actor's famous name.

One can further elaborate with "Jean Claude van DAAYAM!"

Guy 1: I just won a hundred bucks from the lottery!

Guy 2, who is a bit clever: Jean Claude van DAMN!

by el materdor December 24, 2008

Claudaddy

1. Someone who is loving,caring, and respectful to her boyfriend.
2. Generous

I love being claudaddy even when I miss you.

by JohnThomas November 11, 2018