Classify

A Twitter King. One would say he is like Gordon Ramsay with his expertise in culinary arts. Classify is an absolute unit due to his towering stature of 6'8" with impeccable teeth to top it off. Whats that? You like eSports? Well you might as well just suck off Classify now since he just recently joined 100 Thieves. Classify is also known for having an abnormally large penis to the point where people are afraid of the BDE vibes that radiate off his body. If you hear anything about Classify, be sure to not go outside and instantly hide your girl as he will steal them in a heart beat. You don't go outside? Well you're still not safe. Classify also will steal your girl in video games by impressing them with his impeccable aim and his immense amount of skill in Fortnite and in many other games

Nadeshot: "We need to sign more people to 100 Thieves, you got any ideas of who to sign?"

Pokimane: "Have you heard of Classify and The Mob? Classify has so much BDE. He even outplays and carries me in Fortnite on the daily."

Nadshot: "That's a done deal dawg."

by Peaenut July 23, 2019

classic

Something of long lasting entertainment

Blowing didgeridoo in the park is classic!

by Bungalow Bill October 17, 2001

Classic Rock

Rock music that takes real musical talent to play. It combines skillful guitar riffs with real singing. The father of all rock generas, classic rock is perhaps the best musical genera ever to exist.

A lot of people think that Classic Rock is slow and boring. It may be slower than some modern types of metal, but it's much more powerful and infinitely better.

Classic Rock artists: Led Zeppelin, Jimmi Hendrix, Eric Clapton, The Yardbirds, Creme, The Rolling Stones, The Who, The Beatles, Van Halen

by Ceolwulf September 7, 2008

tokin' classics

A compilation of classic rock put together so that one can enjoy some weed while having something to listen to. A new one comes out every month. Each one has a specific title. Such as, "Rocked Shut Domes."

"We'll listen to Tokin' Classics IV while we go on the routes."

by seansnowblind May 24, 2006

Cunt Classic

A poor TV show that has attained cult-status for no reason other than the producer hiring hot actresses.

Also ref: Cult Classic

I was watching Charmed the other day - bit of a cunt classic if you ask me.

by Another Oz May 5, 2006

Classic Baumohl

A generally large overbearing roomate who tends to lounge around the apartment in awkward positions.

Uhh Ohh... He's pulling another Classic Baumohl!

by iMilkedClarence December 14, 2010

classic rock-er

One who listens to classic rock, even with all the fads of new rock. they appreciate good bands and lyrics that are just amazing. they agree there is a reason that the bands are still popular 40+ years later.
also see classic rock

KISS, Pink Floyd, Steve Miller Band, Rolling Stones, Tom Petty, AC/DC, Led Zeppelin

by true classic rocker May 14, 2005