church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.

Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.

church hurt by PrincesaLatina21 May 1, 2022

church rat 

a child who doesn't know their dad is secretly gay

- Sam just told me that his dad is gay, he's a church rat no longer!

church rat by gus man November 8, 2022

Church of Hockey 

A phrase that is often used by parents who have children who play traveling hockey in winter months or all year round.

“Sorry, can’t make it tonight, it’s October and I belong to the church of hockey again this winter.”

Church of Hockey by TrosesA January 4, 2023

church of the fonz 

place where those who admire Fonzie, from HappyDays, can go and worship/discuss him.

I went to the church of the fonz today.

church of the fonz by Andrew Schroeder February 8, 2007

Church Boy 

A man who dedicated his life to Christ. A man that loves the feeling, and joy that Church Brings.

Friend 1: You think Steve smokes?
Friend 2: nah Steve's just a Church Boy

Church Boy by Iamsecond March 30, 2015

Church of Voodoo Pharmacology 

The Church of Voodoo Pharmacology is a popular and global cult which holds the paranoid belief that all scientific studies regarding illegal drugs are liberal conspiracies and thus completely false, and that all illegal drugs are without exception Satanic, immoral, life-ruining, addictive, and deadly. The actions of this cult are oriented towards demonizing and incarcerating all illegal drug users, and in some cases removing them from the earth in some type of Holocaust (see Rush Limbaugh). They strongly and unquestionably support the war on drugs. The official term for all those who disagree with them in any way is "pro-drug."

Many organizations are involved in this cult, including the PDFA, ONDCP, DEA, UN, Republicans, and various pharmaceutical companies, as well as almost all fundie groups. The cult has no official leadership, but the US government and UN share most of the administrative duties.

The cult was founded by Harry J. Anslinger (also first head of the DEA), who was mainly responsible, through the successful use of propaganda, for the national and subsequently global criminalization of marijuana (globally criminalized through U.N. conventions). He was well-known for his racism and violent hatred of jazz, as well as his hypocrisy, reversing his position on the effects of marijuana from the claim that it would make you murderous to the claim that it would make you absolutely useless. This led some to conclude that he was hepped up on goofballs. Some enlightening quotes from him are below.

"Reefer makes darkies think they're as good as white men." (1929)
"There are 100,000 total marijuana smokers in the US, and most are Negroes, Hispanics, Filipinos, and entertainers. Their Satanic music, jazz, and swing, result from marijuana use. This marijuana causes white women to seek sexual relations with Negroes, entertainers, and any others."
"...the primary reason to outlaw marijuana is its effect on the degenerate races." (taken from his testimony to Congress)
"Marijuana is an addictive drug which produces in its users insanity, criminality, and death."
"You smoke a joint and you're likely to kill your brother."
"Marihuana leads to pacifism and communist brainwashing." (1948)
The Church of Voodoo Pharmacology continues to be well known for hypocrisy, racism, and an obsession with marijuana.

Church of Voodoo Pharmacology by jazzriff October 12, 2005

Church of Falcon 

The group of people who worship Captain Falcon. Beginning at the website Halolzin early 2009, followers of the Church of Falcon are urged to show their moves every day or they will not be accepted into heaven.

As Captain Falcon is God, Wolf O'Donnell is the devil. He attempts to stop people from doing that by saying "Can't let you do that!"

Prayers to the Falcon must end in "YES!"

Church of Falcon prayer:

Our Falcon, who art in Mute City, awesome be thy moves.
Thy meme has come, thy pose be done, on Earth as it is in Halolz.
Give us this day our Falcon Punch, and show us your moves
As we show our moves to those against us
Lead us not into Mudkipz, but deliver us from Star Wolf.
For thine is the coolness, and the lolz, and the glory.
Forever and ever,
YES!

Church of Falcon by Leo058 August 28, 2009