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Christopher 

A tall, funny guy who is amazing to talk to. The kind of guy who is honest with you and who understands your crazier moments.
'I was doing my happy dance and that guy saw! But it's okay, he's a Christopher so he understands."
Christopher by bubblesandcheese December 10, 2012

Christopher Pena 

A chubby, very unattractive, self-centered boy who denies being gay. He likes to masturbate using tomatoes and other fruit. He's also known for being fingered in public places.
girl: "Christopher Pena?? He's such a man-slut! Guys kept taking turns with him in the closet last night at the party! He walked out with a big smile, and white shit running down his chin!"

Christopher 

Christophers are amazing in every single way. They're sweet,smart,and caring of others' feelings. When you find your christopher don't ever let him go EVER.
Me: I got myself a Christopher finally.
Friend: aww man your soo lucky I wish I had a christopher
Christopher by Mmaster1923 December 11, 2016

Christopher 

Christopher..... One Of The Most loving And Caring Guys Youlll Ever Meet, At First Youll Be Close Friends But After Awhile you will Fall For him... Even Though You Go Through Hard Times he Will Always Try To Be There.. And When He Is Not He Gets Mad and Upset At Himself For Not Being With His Girl.. Lovely,Kind,Sweet, Tall, Dark, And Handsome. Brings A Whole New meaning To All Of Theses words. Gives You A Whole New Perspective On Life. He Will Love You For A Life Time.
Girl 1: Look At Him He Is Wonderful
Girl 2: I Know! He Is So Loving and caring
Girl 3: I KNow He Reminds Me Of Christopher
Christopher by Summer3275 September 3, 2012

Christopher walkin' 

verb: when Christopher Walken or any character he plays acts in a cool,calm,collected manner sometimes even smiles and laughs in a non chalantly so as to catch one off guard then suddenly and completely kicks one's ass and totally obliterates one...then just walks away like nothing happened.
A flawles example of Christopher walkin' is when he pushes Michelle Pfieffer out the window in Batman Returns.

Christmahannukwanzadan 

A term that, while an attempt to be inclusive of various winter holidays and "festivals of light", also displays ignorance that Ramadan has no connection with the seasons of the solar year. Ramadan (a month of major religious observances within the Islamic lunar calendar) moves backwards through the solar calendar about eleven days every year.

In some years Ramadan gains visibility as it is coincidentally observed near the winter "holiday season", but it actually keeps cycling through the seasons.
In 2010 Ramadan spanned parts of August and September.
In 2011 Ramadan will fall approximately between August 1 and August 29 or 30.
This demonstrates that "Christmahannukwanzadan" illogically groups Ramadan with winter holidays.