Aplying ranch to you thumb or hand and proceeding to shove up your own rectum and performing felatio on your self
by Nero the great July 20, 2019

Cesar is a name given to males who smell like horse shit, they are fucking ugly disgusting holy shit, fugly. Whenever someone sees a Cesar they get scared of what type of ugly beast they encountered with. Fuck Cesars
Person 1: Hey last weekend i was at the mall and i saw a Cesar, I immediately ran and called emergency services.
Person 2: No fucking way you saw a Cesar, we are going to have to pray now.
Person 2: No fucking way you saw a Cesar, we are going to have to pray now.
by HeyHey2343 November 17, 2022

Cesar is a top dawg. He is bold af yet if you really get to know him, like REALLY well, he is the most amazing person in this world. He has dark brown hair that could be mistaken for black and beautiful brown eyes that shine even in the dark. There are about 5 other people named Cesar in his family. He likes the color purple yet he only wears black.
If you mess with a Cesar he will willingly knock you out or simply ignore and forget about you for the rest of his life.
He might sound tough, look fit, and SUPER hot but he's a really loving guy and the best boyfriend you could ever ask for
If you mess with a Cesar he will willingly knock you out or simply ignore and forget about you for the rest of his life.
He might sound tough, look fit, and SUPER hot but he's a really loving guy and the best boyfriend you could ever ask for
"yo is Cesar really your boyfriend? that's crazy man i didn't know he was like that"
"Fr tho, i didn't think so either but turns out hes far more than just a top g"
"Fr tho, i didn't think so either but turns out hes far more than just a top g"
by Nadi <3 September 19, 2022

by nadiealadog February 24, 2017

The PERFECT COUPLE. The look so good together and are the best boyfriends. They like eachother so much but somtimes get into conflict. When they do all they do is roast eachother. These two are inseparable and belong with eachother. When they roast eachother they can't do it right so they bothe lose. They are the perfect couple....
CESAR : "I LOVE YOU SO MUCH ANTHONY ❤️❤️"
Anthony + Cesar Forever 🥰🥰❤️❤️
ANTHONY " I LOVE YOU TO CESAR 🥰🥰"
Anthony + Cesar Forever 🥰🥰❤️❤️
ANTHONY " I LOVE YOU TO CESAR 🥰🥰"
by therealdealemily January 27, 2023

Cesar Is A Very Hot Guy With infinite rizz he could murder the entire universe if he wanted to and every girl is in love with him. his is very
by tinyman8458456 November 14, 2022

A person who doesn’t interact with the opposite sex and is antisocial. Highlights of his day but not limited includes looking at off-road tires online not talking to girls and avoiding them at all cost and eating at sushi buffet alone.
“Wow! Look at that girl over there why don’t you go try and talk to her, you better not be a CESAR.”
by Dr. Leafar March 24, 2023
