Catholic School Girl 

Well, I really only wrote this to tell catholic school girl that she wrote a pro definition on the Red Hot Chili Peppers, and that it's okay that her mom doesn't understand that Flea is just nothing, and she has nothing to hide from her daughter. Like say, a One Hot Minute album. Anyway, Catholic School Girls Rule is a beautifully produced song by Red Hot Chili Peppers and the human race should groove to their sound, and that's What It Is.

Your solar eyes are like nothing I've ever seen, Catholic School Girl

Catholic School Girl by Sir Psycho Sexy, that is me July 31, 2009

catholic high school

a magical place where you find your long life friends. you wear uniforms that are unique to your school and you don’t have the stress of finding an outfit like public schools do. there are amazingly hot guys walking around your school. you walk around knowing everyone and there’s no judgment in wearing a uniform or how you look because no one cares. you find your long life soul mate here and you most likely will get married to them. public school kids always wonder how we pass classes and it’s because the kid in front of us or next to us is really smart. we are all in this together and no one snitches because snitches get stitches. the sports at these schools is A1 which is the reason some people go here. we all know our alma mater and sing in with glee. we all know our quote that guides us “faithfulness merits the crown.” and les not forget our dear Father Paul that is amazing.

catholic high school- a place where no one judges you because no one cares and is just looking for a college to go to.

catholic high school by gioiaflip November 7, 2018

catholic spray 

During sex, being ejaculated on while simultaneously having a priest sprinkle you with Holy water.

Not to be confused with the underground Parisian band, whose logo displays a tri-breasted rouge goddess, trapped in a coffin.

At my nephew's christening, I locked eyes with Reverend Bill and was soon covered in Catholic spray between the pews.

catholic spray by Dope Ass Breakfast September 11, 2013

Catholic School Girl 

Girls that have to wear the ugliest, most uncomfortable uniform in the world but don’t care at all what they look like. They are pros at cheating and cheat on every test. They pretty much put their hair in a messy bun every day. They don’t care what public school kids think of them because they know they are cooler.

Public school girl: how did u do so good on your test?

Catholic school girl: I sit next to a smart kid

Catholic School Girl by Dhdbdbdndndnndbdbdndn May 17, 2018

catholic church 

The church which sprang up in Rome during the time of Christ but not ordained by him.
In the 1300-1600's anyone who was not Catholic was murdered by these "Godly" people. Yup. Torture chambers, iron maidens, thumbscrews, anal pears, the whole bit. Not to mention beheading and burning at the stake.
The catholics DID NOT however, persecute atheists (surprise?)
Protestant religions, despite getting whacked out of existence as soon as the Catholics found out of their being, finally managed to prosper in the 1600's and eventually found their way to America. Then the Catholics showed up... *chop* *chop*
The Catholics also support homosexual activities. A "live as you please and then confess" lifestyle and such. You can sin all you want and confessing will make it legit.
When monks/priests and other "laymen" take a vow of celebacy, it is only in regards to women, children/young boys are not off limits.

"Man, those catholic schoolgirls look fine with their uniforms! You know she's a freak underneath it all!"
"Dude, you go out with a catholic girl? Your ass woulda been ashes for that not too many years ago. The catholic church doesn't like you infidels."
"So, how long has your little cousin been going to confession? Let's check his anus and see how loose it is, you catch him"

catholic church by Clinton Washington May 28, 2006

Catholic Crunchies 

A derogatory name for a bible basher.

My school is full of Catholic Crunchies.

Catholic Crunchies by stupidgothgirl July 14, 2006

Catholic Priesthood 

Catholic Priesthood is the place religious people and sexual deviants meet and are locked together in close quarters to learn the fine art of child molestation "AKA Kid Diddlers" its all sanctioned by the Catholic church.

Legalized brainwashing that is a tradition in this fine religious organization.

If you are a child molester, you too have a future as a Catholic priest! Don't worry .... you will be forgiven for all your sins (plus the standard $20.00 fee) or three sins for only $50.00 ... buy in quantity and save!!!

Joe: Did you see the news story about the cult of Catholic Priesthood child molesters?

Max: Yup .... Holy Molesters in the making!

Catholic Priesthood by Get real, Ya All!!! June 22, 2009