Snap your Carrot 

A slang term used to indicate when a male masturbates.

EXAMPLE 1:
June: "Hey, Wally... Wally... W A L L Y ! !"
Wally: "Jesus Christ, Mom, What?"
June: "Are you gonna help me or are you just gonna sit around all day and snap your carrot?"

EXAMPLE 2:
Ward: "June, have you seen Wally?"
June: "I think he went upstairs to snap his carrot."

Snap your Carrot by Barn Breath January 1, 2017

The horny carrot 

A sexual move where you hide a carrot in a room and you proceed to have sexual intercorse(preferably from behind)in that room you will sneakily take the carrot and shove it in the anus of your sexual partner and then take off running

Tyler- I pulled the horny carrot on that sexy girl the other day

The horny carrot by Barry mccockener March 24, 2019

carrosaur 

under-recognized dinosaur.

t-rex were nothing compared to the carrosaur.

the carrosaur was the beast man...

that is, until deborakosaur showed up.

but that's the past.

today, they're friends.

or they're still working on it.

hello deborakosaur

hello carrosaur.

you're looking mean today man.

hey thanks, but you look meaner dude

carrosaur by deborakosaur May 6, 2010

Carrot Account 

DISCLAIMER: this definition is for quotev and quotev only

an account run by 12 year olds(or someone that acts that age)m probably curses every .2 seconds, has a lot of ugly links in their tagline and they have a huge, *huge* about section with either no layouts or like 5 layouts one after the other. They use “XD” “:3” unironically and probably believe they are quirky. Most of them fakes mental illnesses too. In addition, they don’t have a square pfp and their background/abouts NEVER match their abouts.

Gachalife kids and 12 year olds usually run carrot accounts here on quotev dot com

Carrot Account by @inferior on quotev May 17, 2020

smashing your carrot 

Derogatory for Masturbating

hey whats going on are you smashing your carrot I knew i shoulndt have let you look at that nuddie mag

smashing your carrot by [e-mail] April 7, 2007

cuffing the carrott 

Wanking, tossing, or spanking the monkey.

Dude, I can't go out tonight. I got no money, so I'm going to stay home, dial up some porn, and I'll be cuffing the carrott.

cuffing the carrott by Fast Eddie, AKA The KOS November 4, 2013

carrot cruncher 

Carrot crunchers are the country bumpkins from the little Hampshire farming community of Portsmouth. They are also known as Worzels.

Ize a wurzelling carrot cruncher from Portsmouth, ize is.

carrot cruncher by City Lad August 13, 2008